I’m Having A Bad Day,My Dog Impregnated My Neighbour’s
Dog And Now They Want Me To Pay For Damages
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Pretending that I’m not affected even though it hurts.
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My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”
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Don’t lead someone on. If you like someone,
then tell them.
If you just want to be friends,
then don’t make them think they have a chance.
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U will start seeing the value of 1k
once u stop depending on your parents or your boyfriend
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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world
and you start sleeping with him…
my sister is that how you reward liars
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1⃣. No one has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a perfect way.
☆🌺💛💢💮🌼☆
2⃣. Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
★🌺💜💢💮🌼★
3⃣. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
☆🌺💙💢💮🌼☆
4⃣. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
★🌺💚💢💮🌼★
5⃣⃣. Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
☆🌺💗💢💮🌼☆
6⃣. Good people sometimes make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad people, it means they’re human.
★🌺💖💢💮🌼★
7⃣. You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
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It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
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Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
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Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
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<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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I’m on a mission:Mission to avoid you,
to forget you, to get rid of you,
to not to talk to you or meet you,
in short….MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
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Do you know that Nigeria lifted the world cup trophy this morning, and two minutes later I woke up
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Ladies, please stop staring at us
when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town.
We’re aware we made the wrong decision!
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*U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck, you just nails
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Sometimes I Want to Die For A Day” Go To Heaven See What’s Going On That Side and Come Back Just to Watch and See who Really cared!!
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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.
2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.
3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.
4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.
5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.
6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.
7•Do the do’s before the do does you.
8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.
9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.
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Dear sis Dolly
I’m married 27 years now.Every time my
wife and I have a misunderstanding she
demands transport money for her 3
brothers who stays in witbank to come
and beat me here in midrand,after they
beat me,i must still give them transport
money back to witbank.
What can I do please,i’m spending a
lot.Cant we just move to witbank to save
costs
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