Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.

Do lesbian leave each other for someone
with a bigger tongue and long fingers as
well?

Being Kissed By Your Girl Whilst you Sleeping
means she wants to confirm
if you are really asleep so she can search your Phone .
Nothing like being romantic😕

Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.

I Gave my Daughter A Boy’s Name.
No One Will Want To Date A Girl Named Solomon

Mara have you ever Met Bae 👫,
While you with your Bae 💏,
and while He is with His bae too

My Room Mate Says she Lost R500.
What Makes Me Angry is that It Was R200 not R 500

That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!! 🙄😳

Who is more stupid?
1. A Ugandan man who waves at
A
newscaster while watchin tv,
2. A Nigerian nurse who wakes
up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills bcos she 4got to give him
3. A Kenyan man who goes to a
bank with a spanner to open an
account,
4. A Southafrican man who puts a
radio in a freezer to listen to cool
music,
5. A Tanzanian man who lowers
de
volume of a radio to read a text
message,
6. A Zimbabwe man who puts
perfume on his body to snap a
picture.

You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone