Today guys, I was sitting next to this other beautiful girl in the taxi, so I didn’t even know how to approach her as she was wearing a GUCCI t-shirt & iPhone X on her hand, & remember I’m using Mobicel R1, So I just decided to set the alarm for 5 min, I did that, after 5 min my phone started to ring, I pretended as it’s a call , I started to talk , ” hey man , are you done washing my BMW I8 & my Mercedes G63″I said, I pretended as I’m listening ” ohh man how can you wash my Nissan , but anyway it’s fine, I’ll use that one, don’t forget to clean even inside”I said , “Goodbye”…So when I was just finished talking , that Lady whom I was sitting next to , she just said “hello(smilingly)”, I replied back ” HELLO “, in my heart I knew that I’ve won her …Then she said to me “here is your battery, it fell when you were removing your phone from your pocket”, I shouted “taxi driver, drop me here” , I got off from that taxi
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