Do not go where a path may lead.
Instead go where there is no path
and leave a trail.
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Girl Friend: “My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card”
Boy Friend: “I’m Very Happy”
Girl Friend: “Don’t Be Too Happy, If I Get A New Offer, I Will Change The SIM Card“
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People be like “I saw you at the market earlier today u looked so serious” what was I supposed to do…?
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Smile at the cabbage?
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I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App
especially those who can’t: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis
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I looked at a flower and thought it was the
most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.
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The reason my friend got divorced.
On his birthday, his
wife didn’t wish him, his parents
forgot and so did his kids.
He went to work, Even his
colleagues
didn’t wish him….
As he entered his cabin his
secretary
said,” Happy Birthday Boss” he felty
so special, She asked him out to
lunch.
After lunch,she invited him to her
apartment.
They went there,
She said in a sexy voice,”Do you
mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“OKAY”, he said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a
cake and his Wife, his Parents, his
Kids, his Friends,his inlaws and his
Colleagues…
All Screaming, SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
And he was waiting on the
sofa……NAKED!
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If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing a torn underwear
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JUST FOR FUN.
Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.
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Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.
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It okay to laugh out loud and let the world see your smile instead of your tears
.Offer them what they are not expecting so that they will look away and seek for
closure and gossip.It all about being left dissapointed
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Shakespeare once said “I cried when I had no shoes ” but I came very sad when I saw a men with no leg
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I bought a cellphone from an Indian shop
Then when I switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”
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2084 is my year 🙌🏽 I can feel it
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Girls who hate other girls for dating their ex’s
should go back to Pre-school..
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Why do KFC employees wear safety boots kante
hw dangerous is it to fry Chicken
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If yu wanna be hated by all woman….
Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and
then be gay ✊
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