Nothing is more capable of troubling our reason, and consuming our health, than secret notions of jealousy in solitude
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This isn’t a game but you played my feelings pretty well.
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Some Girl’s Don’t Even Own A Car But Love Saying ‘Stay In Your Lane’
AyA! You Must Stay On The Pavement..
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Wen ever u see a boi chatting and smiling just know DAT
someone’s daughter has fall into his trap
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This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”
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I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing..
But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!
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So 😕 Lawyers Just Came Together And
They Were Like ”
The Word FREE is Too Cliche For Our Profession ,
So Let’s Adopt The Latin Term PRO BONO
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My eyes know that I’m not perfect match for her but my heart has on eyes, no ears, so it’s beating for her.
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(Pushing my son in his stroller)
beautiful lady: aww aren’t you adorable! how old are u?
Me: 30
Lady:I was talking to him, the bby..
Me:he doesn’t know how old I am
Lady walks away…. But why?
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Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB
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Height of Technical Overdose :-
A Software Engineer falling from the Roof of Building Shouting..
F1 F1 F1
instead of
Help Help Help
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Some people feel shy taking a taxi*
*to town because they own cars on*
*facebook*
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There were six fish in a bowl 3 drowned and 3 died
how many fish are left?
3 because fish can’t drown
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Sometimes Am Single,
Sometimes Am in a Relationship,
Sometimes Am Searching,
Sometimes It’s Complicated
It depends on who is asking
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What is the first sign of getting old ??
*Grey Hair….*
No!!
*Loss of Memory….*
No!!!
*Wrinkles in Face….*
No!!!!
*Doctors Prescription and Medicines….*
No!!!!!
*Baldness….*
No, no, no!!!
Then what!!!!!??????
_*When Your Wife Stops Suspecting You*_.!😀😀😀😀
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No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.
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