Have you Ever checked your phonebook list🎥😚😚
when you are broke😧??.
You find 99% of the people saved are useless!!!!
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Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart.
Not someone who plays with it.
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Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want.
It is the belief that God will do what is right.
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It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’
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When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man
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I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭
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Walk tall as the trees, live strong as the mountains, be gentle as the spring winds!
Gd evening guys..
from where follow us ?
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Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response
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When a woman leaves a man of vision and follows a man of television,
she watch the man of vision in the television.
Luxeries can marry you off to a man but love will send you
but becs love doesn’t work with luxeries.
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A certain man found his wife with another
man in his bedroom.Instead of shouting or
beating both of them, he just looked at them and
went back to the sitting room. He switched on the
Television and started watching some gospel
videos. The wife and the Boyfriend were in panic.
The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting
room then he said, “Sir am sorry for sleeping with
your wife”
Husband “It happens you can go..”
The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it
was time to sleep. The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He
found her wife sitted on the floor crying. The
husband never said anything or even asking her.
He just slept on his bed and covered himself with
some blankets. In the morning when he woke up,
he found his wife dead. The wife committed
suicide in the middle of night as her husband was
sleeping.
QUESTION.
Who was not fair?
1. The husband,
2. The wife or
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June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with bathing this winter
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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.
1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”
2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us,
unlike some idiots.
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And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”
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If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him my brother…. thats him.
Your deputy is calling…thank me later
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My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?
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