“Nothing is better than enjoying life with the same person you struggled with.”
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Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..
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I don’t chase dreams,
I just go back to bed and try to dream it again
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Man to pretty girl in a party.
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MAN: I couldn’t find my wife here, can you
please talk to me for a while?
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GIRL: Why?
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MAN: because everytime I talk to any girl,
my wife just appears out of nowhere
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Every girl is mentally dating a male celebrity
that doesn’t even know they exist
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If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!
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Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence?
We should Choose wisely,
this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
Its all about Choices, lets choose carefully.
You have two choices: to share tgis with others,
Or to ignore and read alone
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Boy To Gym Coach: “I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?”
Coach: “Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym“
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Short girls are so stubborn,
they even refuse to grow😥
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Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians
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Real men will disappear on Friday nd say ” I’m going to the funeral ”
then come back on Monday nd say ”
I was buried by mistake “
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WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALY STRESSFUL
Wife: which teams are watching?
Husband: arsenal vs manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal..
Husband: thats a good team…
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesnt play for these teams…
Wife: okey sweeet…is that chris brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is chamberlain…
Wife : okey but they look the same…what’s
that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player… After
few minutes rooney scores for manchester
united….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for
manchester united…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal
who shouldhave scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player
should go out of the pitch for his
misbehaving…
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwill?ing to answer]
aaaaaaano…
Wife: its the same with traffic
lights ;yellow=warning? ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ….
Wife :what about the green card? Husband:
mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing
who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the arsenal coach
….arsene wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s
coach is manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]
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Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)
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Successful people maintain a positive focus in life no matter what is going on around them. They stay focused on their past successes rather than their past failures, and on the next action steps they need to take to get them closer to the fulfilment of their goals rather than all the other distractions that life presents to them.
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You can’t sleep with the guy for the first then do women on top
even at work you don’t start by being a CEO…
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While you are young just try to live each moment like it is your last day
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