Btw I’m single for anyone trynna fall in love with me
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Even Though I Walk Through The Darkest Valley I Will Never Post Bae AMEN!!!…
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Struggles are required in order to
survive in life,
because in order to stand up,
you gotta know what falling down is like.
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You visit your ex and she bring you foods…boom the dog jump in you and you be like this dog like visitors neh…only to find that you are eating in its plate!!!!
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God created me with a propose so
be careful with ur bad thinking about me
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MY CRUSH POSTED THAT SHE LOVES NIGGAS THAT USE CAPITAL LETTERS
SHAME I WONT ENTERTAIN HER NONSENSE
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One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgiveness. The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The first man:” I have lied! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the water and was “saved “. Then the second man went up to the Father and said:” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The second man: ” I have stolen from the jeweler’s ! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the holy water and was “saved “. The third man went up to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The third man: ” I peed in the Holy water! “
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We were so poor! My dad kept saying that someone has shot Santa.
I never got any presents.
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Husband called wife on phone and said “today no need to cook i will bring dinner from the Second Wife” ..
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and thats the only thing husband remembered
Husband is in ICU now…. Whereas second wife is a name of a particular restaurant.
Children of God be slow to anger.
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Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:
1st SMS : Let’s break up now, it’s all over.
2nd SMS:sorry,sorry,sorry!That was not for you
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Dads be like go help your mom..
BRO go help your wife
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I think there is a missing verse in the Bible.
The one that tells us that Satan also loves money to do hair and being taken out.
That could save us money as men.
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I am SINGLE because
I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
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Witchcraft is when yr manhood decide to
erect in a class for no reason and
your teacher comes in and point you
to stand up and clean the board!!!
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This bunch of friends spell, FUN, REVENGE, IRRITATION,ENVY, NAUGHTY, DEVIOUS, SPECIAL –
The best Friends ever. I miss you GUYS!!!
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A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “I Am Not American.”
Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”
Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”
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