Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”

Work hard until you get rich to the extent that
when you see a cockroach in your house,
Instead of killing it.You just move out&buy new house..

Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money

Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update

No one asks for it

it messes everyone up and just when you get used to it
they change the damn thing again

The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you

After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn’t like my Job. I was furious and told her ” Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry”. Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.
After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!

At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.
😂😂😂

So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer

Xolie grew up in Mbare. She went to law school in London. After her studies she decided to go back to Harare, because
she could be a big lady there.

There she opened her new law office. The first day, she saw a man coming up to her office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, Xolie pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat. Xolie said into the phone: “No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that am not travelling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks. “Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week. “I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.” Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and …”

The visitor sat patiently as Lady X rattled instructions. Finally, Xolie put down the telephone and said: “Im sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you? “The man said: “I’m from Tel One … I’ve come to connect your phone

Ladies Please Date A Man With Money , Coz Almost All Man Are Unfaithful ..
So it is Much Better To Be Heartbroken in Dubai Sipping Guarana
Than To Be Heartbroken Sleeping On A Floor in Tembisa Next To A Public Toilet

Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are too ambitious

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”