Me trying to learn English

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Teacher: you did it, didn’t you?
Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?

Two Wealthy Men were debating about whether having sex is
hard work or pleasure, and they couldn’t come up with one answer.
One of them decided to call the Garden boy and asked him the question,
“Is sex pleasure or hard work?”
After thinking deeply about this, the Garden boy replied “Sex is pleasure, Boss”
One of the Rich guys asked the Garden boy why he said so.
Garden boy responded, “because, boss, if sex was hard work you would have asked me to do it for you!”

When you failed and you come back late and
when you knock you hear them say education is the key

My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

just Imagine being a lesbian you wait the whole week
for your partner to finish her periods
When she finish you start yours

Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.

After submitting your answer sheet and
you realise you also submitted your cheating material

I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”

Just Because You Traveled Abroad and
You Keep Asking Me How’s South Africa ?
Did You Leave South Africa In My Hands?