A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.

When they got to the top , they both counted to 3

the woman jumped but the man stayed

he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute

Who betrayed who ??

Olu is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, olu drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Olu knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
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​The boss shouted, “olu!!!”
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​olu answered..”Yes, Sir!”
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​Boss.. “Who drank the pasties?”​
​olu didn’t respond.

​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ “Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said ‘Yes Sir’, but when I asked you a question, you didn’t answer me!

​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t hear anything except your name,”​ olu answered.

“Let’s try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,”​ The Boss suggested.

Olu shouted, “Boss!”​

​Boss answered, “Yes!”
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​olu asked, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam isn’t around?”
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​Boss didn’t answer​.

​Olu asked again, the Boss kept quiet.
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​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, “Wonders shall never end!!!

Olu it’s true. When one’s in the kitchen, one doesn’t hear anything except ones name”​.

​The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s a lie”.​

​Without argument olu ask if she’d like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
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​olu called, “Madam!

​Madam answered, “Yes!”
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​Olu asked, “Who is Junior’s biological father? Me or boss?”​

​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear anything!”​:

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Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me

Some Guys will never take a Girl out on a date. All they know is: “When will you come visit me”?? As if they’ve been admitted at the hospital.!!

The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.

Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.

What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.

You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills,
Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*

Slender girls
You are finishing panties for our kids in the shops!!! Grow up and get fat to wear your size nxaaaaaa

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor
for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice
when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
One word for the lawyer?