I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder who seek medical attention

A man’s phone is like a coffin, if you open it,
what’s inside will make you cry none stop.

Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him.

A phone call📞from your BF: “Baby I’m on my way home…And I’m with friends so please put on your wig”..!

Do You Still Remember Back Then When You Were Stupid AF That When You Found A Boyfriend
You’d Write:
.
– lebo 4 Kay
– True Love Never Die
– Die By Mistake
– Mistake By People
– People By Jealous
.
– On Your School Bag???

Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?

I no longer have strength to argue with people
who own phones with removable batteries..!

She took off her jeans, threw it to me and said: “Make me feel like a woman🍆🍑” and I removed my trouser, threw it to her and said: “Wash them both..!”

My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us

A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something