Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher.

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯

Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.

You are not black enough if you don’t switch off all your appliances
because it thundering

Imagine taking your Tall girlfriend to a Zoo and
the Giraffe start crushing on her..!

I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby this spinach that you brought, tastes funny.”
One word for her…

These are some proverbs in African Nations.
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with
the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer
who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never
tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence.(Kenya)

2018 was very difficult for all of us,
even Dj Maphorisa nearly changed his name to Dj Masecurity….

When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnant… And when she starts with “I am back…who missed me?” It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. 😜😜😜😜

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

I can never find the answers, can you?