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A phone call📞from your BF: “Baby I’m on my way home…And I’m with friends so please put on your wig”..!

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TEACHER: “Why didn’t you study?”

STUDENT (NYAA) “A year has 365 days for you to study.
After removing 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that
are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141
days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour per day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way each year, and so we are left with
96 days in our year.
We spend 1 hour per day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Personal health and medical reasons take up at
least 35 days in your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days
of holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
Say you actually cook for 3 days each year; you’re left with 3
days in the year to study!
Let’s say you only go out for 2 days… you’re left with 1 day.
But that 1 day
is your birthday.

That’s why I did not study.”

“Teacher: Class dismissed.”

One word for Nyaa?

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I have an ego when i feel underestimated
that can make me hurt
you and leave you even if u mean the best to me,
so don’t try to test it

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When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results

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People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.

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Most people who are still in unhealthy relationships are those who stay because of money, material or the kids.
Kids should understand that no one is perfect and you should be an example to your kids never to settle for less.. Never choose material or money over your own happiness.

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Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮

I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs

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Late Dr Myles Munroe; a man of wisdom was quoted as saying:

I was born poor, sleeping on the floor with cockroaches and rats. Today, I own my own jet. Everything I have is paid for. I am debt free; I open new businesses every year and mentor many people,”

ON UNEMPLOYMENT
Myles Munroe strongly discouraged the reliance on Government for jobs, describing it as ‘lazy thinking.’“There is no such thing as unemployment in the world. What you call unemployment is what I call lazy thinking,” he says.“The work of government is not to create jobs, but to create an environment for people to develop their own work,” he asserts.

ON GIFTS/TALENTS:
Munroe discourages employed professionals against relying solely on their jobs for income, urging them to instead create wealth using their unique talents. He also challenges aspiring entrepreneurs to develop and refine their expertise in a talent, idea, service or body of
knowledge.When you refine your gift in an area, you become valuable; people seek you out and pay you,

ON ENTREPRENEURSHIP:
Munroe said setting principles is the first step towards achieving success for any budding entrepreneur. “I will never be poor again because I have learnt the principles of business,” he asserts.“I can say without a doubt that what I have accomplished is based on principles passed on to me by my parents. You should never build your life on facts or techniques because these often become obsolete,” he cautions.“For you to survive today, you must accept the reality of partnerships. If someone emerges as my competition today, I am not supposed to kill them, but marry them,” he states.“Do not curse a crisis; use it. Every business is a solution to a crisis. Develop the capacity to solve a problem and you will become a successful entrepreneur.”

HIS 10 WORDS OF WISDOM TO AFRICA;

1. Understand crisis and use it to solve a problem. Every business is a response to a problem.
2. Initiate something; do not wait for things to be done.
3. Identify and refine your talent, skill, idea, service or knowledge to create wealth.
4. Whatever makes you angry, you must solve it.
5. Poverty is not the lack of money, but the lack of ideas.
6. God does not give cash, but ideas on how to create wealth.
7. Be in control of your mind, thoughts, perception and mentality to respond to change.
8. Be keen and take advantage of changes brought about by technology and globalisation.
9. Leave your legacy, but in the people you train, not in products or buildings.
10. Every human being was born with a treasure. Your greatest secret to success lies in discovering your treasure.

Secure your future, stop blaming every sitting president or Government of your country for your destiny

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Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely

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If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

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I want to go to the place where I can
shout all the pain and cry out all the tears.

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…..And the more I advance in time
the more I lose all my feelings

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She: You really are a sweet person,
why are you so afraid to let people know that.?
He: Maybe cos people find it easy to hurt a sweet person

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My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

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God is good all the time

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