A man is sitting next to a woman in who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.
The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, “If you don’t suck, i shall give it to the uncle next to me”.
The baby still refuses.
After about 20 mins, the woman repeats the ‘threat’.
The man clears his throat & says,
“Look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off six bus-stops ago…
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I love you when the sun burns bright,
I love you when the moon turns white,
in all the troubles my heart will become light
if I have you in my sight!
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When Sweden and Denmark are playing the score luks like Swe 0-0 Den
The words that are not used stand for Den-Mark??
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Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone
that does not think about us for 1 second.
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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
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I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out
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My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could😑
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Izdudla are the most selfish people in the world.
They will sit down with a mini skirt,
and you will see nothing…
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I don’t want to become anything.
I am already living a life of who I am.
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Be yourself and don’t wait for approval.❤
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What you think of yourself is much more important than what people think of you.💙
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Good things happen when you distance yourself from negative people.💚
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The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes.💛
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78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂
You see your life now Idiot
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It takes a second to make a mistake
but a lifetime to forget it was your fault.
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Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a police van frequenting the house .
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If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement
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Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*
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I am so sorry, my friend… I made you mad.I am so sorry,
darling…
for making you sad.
Please forgive me, my babe…
and make me glad!
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During a class lesson the teacher ask Rich a question✔
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Teacher: 1+1 is equal to?😐
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Rich: 2 Madam😕
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[ Class mates laugh and clapped their hands]
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Rich quickly said: I’m kidding mam It’s 3😯
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[Class died and the teacher fainted]
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