Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!
Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!
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Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!
Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!
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First year Students at University of Amahlanya la engifunda khona, were receiving their first anatomy class, on the surgery table was a dead cow.
They gathered around the table. The professor started the class by telling them, ” in Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Vet doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.” For example
, The Professor stuck his finger in the anus of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth – “mhh… low on fibre” he said.
“Go ahead and do the same thing, “He told his students. The student freaked out, hesitant but went ahead and eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking it very disgusted but most murmuring the same conclusion, “yes… low on fibre”.
When everyone had finished, the professor looked at them and said “While I can’t fault you in your methods to diagnose low fibre, the second most important quality of a Vet Doctor is the power of observation, if you had observed carefully, I stuck in my middle finger and sucked my index finger. Now learn to pay attention otherwise you will eat a lot of crap in my class.
Make sure your friends pay attention today
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Move On, Someone better is waiting for YOU.
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TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🍅A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school.
🍅Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates.
🍅So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate.
🍅On a pre-determined day, All the children brought their tomatoes well addressed.
🍅Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people they hated.
🍅The teacher then told them they had to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks.
🍅As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes.
🍅The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.
🍅After a week, the teacher asked the students “How did you feel this week?”
🍅The children complained of the awful smell and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried several tomatoes.
🍅The teacher said, “This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people.
🍅Hatred makes the heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere.
🍅If you can’t bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily.”
🍅The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.
🍅 Forgive those who have angered you.
🍅This makes room for storing good things.
🍅Get Better, Not Bitter!!!
AIthough you may not usually forward text messages, this one makes sense. So forward it to someone or group. They might be motivated to let go and cleanse their hearts 💕 !!!!!
Love everyone😘
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If anybody dump someone for u,
trust me they will dump u for someone!
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Attention guys please avoid eating Russians Polony
and Mixed Portion Rainbow Things
They said they have virus that can kill you within 2days
Truly speaking not a joke
You can Google
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I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago
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I am given a wedding invitation card and I can see a writing at the bottom “RSVP” I think they mean “Rice and Stew Very Plenty”
I can’t miss this wedding
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Men must just accept the fact that girls are always Moody😕,childish😂 Emotional😭
Sensetive😣and crazy 😂it’s just a matter of choosing and settle down😊
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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
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When your happy you enjoy the music,
when your sad you understand the lyrics
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The world is full of nice people,
if u can’t find one then make yourself one
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Anger doesn’t solve anything…
but it can destroy everything.
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Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”
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After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys
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When someone is so sweet to u, don’t expect that they will be like that all the time because even the sweetest chocolate expires.
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