Your Mind Is A Powerful Thing. When You Fill It With Positive Thoughts, Your Life Will Start Change…
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Your Mind Is A Powerful Thing. When You Fill It With Positive Thoughts, Your Life Will Start Change…
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Guys please pray for me..
The person I am depending on for Xmas is sending me call me backs
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I use six slices of bread to test if the sugar is enough
in the tea then after that i start eating…
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Difficult doesn’t mean impossible….
It simply means that you have to work hard…
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That moment you’re going with bae to the ATM
and you’re silently praying,
“O Lord let this machine swallow my card”
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Feelings are just like Visitors they
Come and Go.
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Just called out my younger sister to come and
turn up the volume for me and she came😀
I feel so grown up
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Once upon a time there lived a king. Whenever any of his servants would do something to displease him, he would feed them to a pack of wild dogs that he kept in a special cage. Now this king had a servant who had served his master loyally for 10 years. One day this servant did something to displease the king, so the king ordered that he be fed to the wild dogs.
“I served you for ten years and this is what I get in return? Please, give me ten days respite, then feed me to the dogs,” the servant begged the king. The king agreed. The servant then went to the keeper of the wild dogs and asked if he could help him take care of the dogs for the next ten days. The keeper was baffled, but agreed.
So for the next ten days, the servant served the dogs. He fed them, bathed them and played with them. He took them out for exercise, stroked them and spoke kind words to them.
When the ten days were up, the king arrived to witness his servant being thrown to the dogs. But when the servant was thrown into the cage, something unexpected happened…
The dogs did not eat the servant as expected. Instead, they embraced him and loved him. The King was puzzled, and asked his servant what was going on?
The servant replied: My Lord, I have been nice to these dogs for only 10 days, and they did not eat me. I have been loyal to you for 10 years, but you fed me to the dogs…
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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir,
I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“
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Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”
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Dating a lady with a tooth gap is all fun until you take her on a date and she says ” Thweatheart, path me the thomatho sauce”😌😌
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Gone are the Days when Men used to Ask for Nudes
nowadays Ladies post them daily like a Motivational Quotes.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
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Her silence made him say is it possible for a pretty women like you to have a cold heart
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Him: baby can I see you today?
Her: John Cena
Him: what?
Her: you can’t see me.
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Mind your business and forget the past
instead of dragging it wth yourself.
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