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Sometimes You Have To Keep Your Feelings
Cause It’s Not Easy To Find Someone
Who’ll Understand Them…
– 😒😌😌

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A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
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Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”

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This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something

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Don’t let your problem be known by public,
solve it secretly because u be a problem to the public

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When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone
and Your Phone Starts Ringing

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As I was walking out of Shoprite, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this slim, short, dark guy. The lady was busy shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, “Please baby, don’t leave me. I need you and can’t live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey.” The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won’t take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, “Papa Weehh, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie..

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Never lie to someone who trusts you,
and never trust someone who lies to you.

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Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl
Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You”
Right Here Baby, I Can Cheat.

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If she didn’t reply to your text,📲
she’s a hoe and 🙏Jesus saved you
from a💔 heartbreak.

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Boy To Gym Coach: “I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?”

Coach: “Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym“

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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life….😁😁😁

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In mY Childhood. I Used tO shARe everything
witH mY friENd…
but aS I gROw OLd I rEaliSe sEcrEt Life iS a
haPPY Life

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If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me

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Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

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To all those who go for HIV Tests every three months,
don’t give up one day you will get what you are looking for

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Good morning.
Start your day with a smile & lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok and full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all

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