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Home vs Varsity vs Work
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Home: No Data but free food
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Varsity: free Data but No Food.
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Work: No Data No Food.

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Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!

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Your girlfriend want you to buy her an expensive weave
on Valentines day because love is in the hair😍

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Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

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If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him.
That’s your deputy

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Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

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Honestly talking. Immortal technique is better than Eminem

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Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because
I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech
that’ll leave them crying for 4years.

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My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

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Xolie was taking a nap on
Valentine’s Day afternoon.
After she awoke, she told her husband, (Nyaa)
“I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for
Valentine’s Day! What do you think it
means?”
“You’ll know tonight,”
Nyaa said.
That evening, Nyaa came home with a
small package for her. Thrilled, she
opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

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You can wake up and say
“Good Morning,
God”
or
“Good God, it’s morning”

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My ex is now a lesbian and she’s threating
to get her revenge by beating me

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Tell a lie once and all your truths will become questionable.
That’s why it’s very important to take care of someone’s trust because once you break it, it will never be the same again.

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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????

Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….

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we could sit in the car listening to music & talk for hours & I’ll be happy 🥰

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A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

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