That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend.
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Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick
that they won’t break-up with you cz you might kill yourselves
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Worrying is wasting energy on the things you can’t control. Leave everything in God’s hand. Think less, pray more
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I Will Never Fight Another Guy For A Girl,
I Will Rather Fight For Rice And Meat At the Funeral
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Your mama so old she always say
oh i am old but cant spell the word old
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All those who dn’t hv kids,Plz log out…
We wanna hv parents meeting
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Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!!
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Yesterday = Experience ~ Today = Experiment ~ Tomorrow = Expectations. Use ur EXperience in your EXperiment to achieve your EXpectations.
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When asked the similarities between
Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃
Shakespeare replied,
They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning
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You have been single from January to
November and as we enter in December
you found love. Bro do not accept, the devil
wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!
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A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
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Do not set aside your happiness😋Do not
wait to be happy in the future😘The best
time to be happy😋☺is always now
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I will spend my efforts and sweetness to those person who will show me how important I am.
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Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.
Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha
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You guys Lie Too much
.
You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
.
N I was the only one wearing All Black
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WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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