Dating a virgin is funny
You touch her nose then…
she be like “bae im afraid i will get pregnant”
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough
to appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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Me : Bro I Got Two Bad News For You…
Him : Combine Them…
Me : Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On Both Of Us…
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Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV
u miss 112 episods of isidingo
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She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.
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There are idiots who always reply with no
whenever they are asked question.
So tell me are u one of them?
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“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”
— Charles Bukowski
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When you finally think you found the one…
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Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please
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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
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When people talked about soul mates, I never believed them; until I met you.
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The world is full of nice people……
If you can’t find one, be one.
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WHY ME…..?
My girlfriend visited me last night.
When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw Will Smith calling.,.. I didn’t
say much
After that, another call came in and when I
Checked, it CHRIS BROWN Calling
I was a little bit nervous but I calm.
Within few minutes, another call came in from different person, it
Was JUSTIN BIEBER calling. …
I said to myself, Doe’s it
Mean This Girl is A Celeb
And I don’t know?
As if that was not enough
Another call came in with a saved name as
DRAKE
Something stroke my mind and I decided to dial my number what I saw was Papa Penny calling!
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They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache
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No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves
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Stop this thing of asking people to get Married because their age mates are married. Even you, some of your age mates have died but nobody has asked you to die..
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A wife to her husband: “Honey, what are you doing?”
“Im reading our marriage certificate.”
“What for?”
“Im looking for the expiry date…
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