In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”
Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?”
“Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”
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The biggest joke is when you live in a marriage
for 25 years but never felt married
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One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”
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– I’m Gonna Tell My Kids About Eminem And if They Don’t Like Him I’m Gonna Give Them Up For Adoption .
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One day i caught myself smiling for no reason..
then i realized i was thinking of you.
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Whites : I am mentally disturbed
Blacks : If I attack you with Eminem, who will you defend with
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Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.
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Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
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Is your Man stingy ?
Are you tired of him ?
Do you deserve better ?…
Hurry now, get a Job and leave someone’s son alone,
Satan✋
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She is using iphone 8 and
she’s calling u to tell u she’s hungry😑
My guy just tell her to eat the
remaining apple at the back of her phone
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God Gives every bird it’s food, But
he does not throw it into it’s nest
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Never find life, build it. No matter how large stones are a head of you,
just put effort and penetrate through a single hole,
then you will shine.
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Don’t quite before it’s time up. Ask for the mountains not valleys
because God is always on your site
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Rainbow: Doctor my 5 years old son is very
naughty boy. He made our maid pregnant…
DOCTOR: nonsense….how is it possible???!
Rainbow: he took a pin and punctured all
my co***ms.
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A woman and a man had an accident and none of them was hurt.so the woman told the man that it is God who what’s us to get married and the man agreed with her,and also the woman said that it was that a drink is here for them to celebrate.after the woman gave the man the alcoholic drink to drink after drinking it he gave the woman back the drink for her to have a taste of it.When the man gave it the woman,she also gave it to the man back,and the man asked why and the woman replied by saying the police are on their for the investigation.on reaching there they asked them questions on to who did this reckless driving,and the woman said check whether they would see any alcoholic drink
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