Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player
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SOMETIMES ONCE YOU FEEL THE PAIN ITS WHEN YOU START TO WRITE A POEM
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Break ups aren’t always meant for make ups.
Sometimes relationships end in order for you to wake up
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WORDS OF ELDERS*
“Beware of the naked person who offers you clothes!
“When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get
suspicious”.
“The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!”
“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!”
“The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!”
“Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!”
“Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!”
“The walls don’t only have ears, they now see!”
“Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you!”
“If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been!”
“A harsh man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!”
“No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!”
“A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!”
“A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from
everyone!”
“It requires wisdom to understand wisdom.
The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!
“None of us is as smart as all of us. Work together to achieve!!!
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WIFE; I saw you in my dreams that you were buying a diamond ring for me… HUSBAND; I saw your dad paying the bill…
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When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly
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BOSS:Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not sir! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
He came here looking for you.”
EMPLOYEE: …………………..
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It’s like coming home after a long trip.
That’s what love is like. It’s like coming home.
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I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
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Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴
Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S OVER
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I just created a Facebook account with a false profile picture of a beautiful lady. Now my father sent me a friend request and he’s telling me that he is single and has no children.
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I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life the BEST of my LIFE.
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6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.
We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.
With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.
We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.
We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.
We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.
We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.
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m I alone who feels guilty when a guy
send me a friend request while
I’m a guy too I even start zooming my pic
n see if I’m not a gay
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We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.
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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up… 😼
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