Mr Price clothes are very nice but the problem is that you will be wearing that item with 800 other people.

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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “Youre wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun.” They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?” The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I dont live around here.”

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless

Say No to drugs❌❌
Say yes to drugs✔✔
Its doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs
if you’re talking to them

My boss just e-mailed me, “Send me one of your funny jokes Jack.”

I replied, “I’m working at the moment, I will send you one later.”
He replied, “That was fantastic and really funny, send me another one.

Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday

Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours

Charyolo: He borrowed my pen

Knock Knock…Who’s there ?…Norma Lee!…Norma Lee who ?…
Norma Lee don’t go round knocking on doors !

Pls ladies if you break up with ur bf , ensure that you update other girls!,
Some people av been waiting since !!
Let the queue be moving

Dear Ladies❤}
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You don’t owe anyone a tight
he who can’t swim shall drown and die..