Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type 😏😒 Are you looking for a blood donor?
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My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍳🍟🍞☕
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💝You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you. True power is sitting back and observing everything with logic; true power is restraint. If words control you that means everyone else can control you; breathe and allow things to pass.💛
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“When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I am afraid to lose you.”
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2018 was very difficult for all of us,
even Dj Maphorisa nearly changed his name to Dj Masecurity….
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We don’t see things the way “THEY” are.
We see things the way “WE” are.
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My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250
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You’All Are Marrying For Looks..I’m Marrying For Love,
If My Kids Are Ugly that’s their Problem
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Because of you, half the time I don’t even know that I’m smiling.
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Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell myself ku i love me”
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Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆♀️
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We live in the era of smartphones
and stupid peoples.
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A Man back from work see he’s wife on couch and say bbe I have a problem at work and wife say don’t say you have a problem say we have a p because we married now what yours is mines too the man OK our problem is that we slept with a girl now she’s pregnant our baby
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The pain of opening a
“I need a favour” message by mistake😩
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I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇
Babe, I’m cheating
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“WE RIDE, To fly
To feel
To touch
To breath
To laugh
To soar
To overcome
To relax
To prove them wrong
To belong
To feel strong
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