A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

We are just a sad generation with happy pictures😭

Speak up young people!!!

A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”

Have you been so close to someone
but you were never in a relationship and
when both stopped talking,
it felt like a breakup?

I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.

Nyoape boys be like
Him:im selling ratax
Me:but there are no rats in my home
Him:I can organise that
.
I fainted

One wrong spelling can destroy a relationship, I forgot to add “e” at the end of a word….
.
Lebo :Bbe are u having fun at ur friend’s party?
Tebza :I’m having such a great time… c

when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.