If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time….
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Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money
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I’ll say goodbye this one last time.
But know that I’m not really saying goodbye
because in my heart I will still always love you.
So goodbye..
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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!
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GOD Is on Our Team
When I was helpless, he saved me.
As youngsters, we neighborhood kids would play street football. The minute we got home from school we’d drop the books and hit the pavement.
The kid across the street had a dad with a great arm and a strong addiction to football. As soon as he’d pull in the driveaway from work we’d start yelling for him to come and play ball.
He couln’t resist. Out of fairness he’d always ask, “Which team is losing?” Then he would join that team, wich often seemed to be mine.
His appearance in the huddle changed the whole ball game. He was confident, strong, and most of all, he had a plan. We’d circle around him, and he’d look at us and say, “OK boys, here is what we are going to do”.
The other side was groaning before we left the huddle. You see, we not only had a new plan, we had a new leader.
He brought new life to our team. God does precisely the same. We didn’t need a new play; we needed a new plan. We didn’t need to trade positions; we needed a new player. That player is Jesus Christ, God’s firstborn son.
Have a wonderful day wherever you are. I LOVE YOU guys
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Husband: Why is the house not clean yet u have spent the whole day home😐
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Wife: why are we not Rich yet u always spend the day at work?
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I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone
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Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get
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A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.’ The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’ The policeman verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!”
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This winter I’m not dating anyone,
I’m tired of losing my jackets
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Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.
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Three Lessons to be learnt from a pencil:
1) Pain always sharpens you.
2) Everything you do leaves a mark.
3) What’s inside you is useful, not what’s outside.
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Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.
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Dear person reading this,
You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity.
So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.
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You are only 15 but your relationship Status is
“complicated” what happened
My daughter Did he steal your crayons?
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The difference between Oo and oO
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”
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