Never forget the people who take time out of their day to
check up on you
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Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!
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A pretty face doesn’t mean a pretty heart..
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I truly appreciate kindness. I appreciate people checking up on me. I appreciate a quick message, I appreciate those who ask if I’m okay, I appreciate every person in my life who has tried to brighten my days a little.
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ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Door to Door HIV Test from 11 June 2018. ..
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Some of us will take a long walk going zimbabwe, Lesotho, Namibia or Botswana just to miss the test
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The elephant and Lion went into battle and
the elephant was roaring but lion was saying
I f I bounce on you now you will die,
and the quietly jumped on the elephant and bite on his horn ,body
until he slumped,
so friends Lion is a strong animal.
That is why Jesus is called the lion of the true or judia.
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Teacher : Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty : MS Excel !
Lucky : MS Word !
Bittu : MS Powerpoint..!
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
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Perhaps all you could learn is how to make yourself comfortable being alone.
Yes people would be there, but they can’t be there all the time.
They will reach to your aches but to a certain limit that they can’t help.
Their words may heal you in a way but it would always leave a scar.
At the end you have to learn how to contain yourself.
To look at your scars and smile.
And to finally accept that you can be alone again.
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I guess I have issues expressing my love
to the closest people to me,
until they leave.
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It was a practical session in the psychology
class.
The professor showed a large cage with a
male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on
one side and kept a female rat on the other
side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and
replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor
changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards
the food item and never towards the female
rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that
food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back
rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?
This one may be his wife!”
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The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept with,
is when he is waiting for his HIV TEST RESULT.
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Having 3 girlfriends is so tough,
you gotta tell everything 3 times
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DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”
PATIENT ” OK”
DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “
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OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
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2. Die’
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I’m an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
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I wonder what people do with the time
they save in typing “K” instead of “okay”
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