I guess I have issues expressing my love
to the closest people to me,
until they leave.
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Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it..
Deport
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Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
.
Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English
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Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?
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I want to know that New Company called “Not Yet working”
it must be a good paying one because lot of people are working there
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When your gf/wife says ‘wow’ in the middle of the heated arguement. Bro just stop right there….
she is now deepily hurt💔 not just angry😡
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Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
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Lesego:(crying)
Teacher:Why are u crying?
Lesego:Tebogo said I’m ugly
Teacher:Tebogo why did u tell Lesego the truth mara….? Mxm
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If You Are Born Poor, It’s Not Your Mistake 😐
.
But If You Die Poor, My Friend It’s Your Mistake
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Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely
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She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments
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Imagine dating me.It won’t happen.
But just imagine..
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A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital:
journalist: “How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”
Doctor: “Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it’s Bigger!”
Doctor: “No you Stupid, a Normal
Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Nurse, admit this Idiot in Ward No.8!
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Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..
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I PREFER TO BE a TAIL OF a lion
THAN THE HEAD OF A rat
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A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣
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