After a terrible accident Bill was crying😭😭😭
Bill: “Oh God i have lost my letf hand”😨😨😨
Rich: “Control yourself my friend! Stop crying!😕 see that man laying over there, he has lost his head😒, is he crying?”
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school
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after she caught me cheating
Me : so you gonna believe your eyes over me???
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if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.
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Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There
Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner
Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz
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He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand.
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If she doesn’t want to introduce you to her parents,
just impregnate her and wait.
My brother,
her parents will come and introduce themselves to you.
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”
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Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?
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💔 TRUE😢😢STORY 💔
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Girl : Serious I can’t take it anymore.
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Boy : Babe I’m sorry I didn’t mean to
hurt you.
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Girl : It too much now.
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Boy : Babe It was a Mistake serious
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Girl : Mistakes did you just say
mistake?
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Boy : Yes babee and It won’t happen
again I swear.
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Girl : We all make mistakes and we
learn from them.
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Boy : Babe please forgive me, I Lost it and I admit it.
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Girl : You always cheating.
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Boy : Babee please forgive me! I’m
sorry.
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Girl : Nope I have forgiven you so
many time, But not this time.
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Boy : Oh so that it! You gonna dump
me just like that?
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Girl : Am not dumping you I’m just
giving you and your new Girlfriend a
chance to do as you please, without
me having to interfere!
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Boy : Babee It not what you think.
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Girl : Arg you know what! Forget it I
must go.
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Boy : Babe please don’t go I Love you.
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Girl : Whatever
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Boy : Just Like that babe.
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Girl : Yeap Goodbye.
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Boy : Babe.
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Girl : *Silence*
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What I’m trying to say is. When a girl
give up, It doesn’t mean she don’t
Love you It because she’s tired of
getting hurt.
And I’m sure a girl reading this right
now agrees with me.
share if you agree
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My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..
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How can you marry a girl that earns less
than R5000 a month?
How will she take care of you and the
children? You were not born to suffer
guys
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I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too
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An american tourist asked a boatman in
zanzibar…
Do you know,
-biology
-psychology
-geology
-geography or criminology?.. …
The boatman said, No i dont know any of those.
The tourist then said, what the hell do you know
on this earth?…you will die of illiteracy .
The boatman said nothing…..After a while the
boat developed a fault and started sinking,
The boatman then asked the tourist, Do you know,
Swimmology and Escapology from the
Crocodiology?…
the tourist said “No”
The boatman then said, well today you will
Drowology and the Crocodiology will eat your
Assology. I will not Helpology and you will dieology
because of your Badmouthology
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So on Whatsapp, this chick asked if I
owned a car.. , I replied with a ‘No’ and
Then Her Profile pic and Last Seen
Disappeared .
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Any Idea ?
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