Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip,
then we find sugar lying at the bottom ..
that’s life, sweetened but not stirred well.
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Time is all we have, we can not fast forward it,
we can not rewind it, all we can do is live in the time of now..
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You can’t have a relationship without any fights
but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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Worry about your character and not your reputation,
because your character is who you are,
and your reputation is only what people think of you.
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When I read messages from my friends,
I read them in my mind using their voice.
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You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming
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When someone talks about LOVE
I think about YOU.
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Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad,
but all come together to create the story of our lives.
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The best friends in life may not be always there
when you want them but are always there
when you need them.
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If you are a ‘Side chick’ you not
Allowed to send texts Like:
“Hey Honey can I come and
visit you?”
•°•°•
You send texts Like: “Hello
Coach, Is there Any Practice
Today?”
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Sleeping next to your new Bae for the first time is tough…
you have to breathe in English ..
.not too loud, not too deep and not too fast..
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Job interview for a security guard
Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England
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Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent
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Guys I don’t like to argue😕
I dumped her because she said they say: “All rights in court”😐 and i told her they say: “All rice in court”…She disagreed with me😑…so i can’t continue with a fool
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Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend
Girl: “Hi”😶
Rich: “hi babe”😊☺☺
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”😯
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”😨😨😨
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”🙆
Girl: “are u there?”😦
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”😡
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”😭😭😭
[2 minutes later]
Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”😡
Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”😠
Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”
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Parents Please take your children to Sunday School😒
A teacher came to class and asked a question😕
Teacher: “who killed Goliath”😐
Bill: “Its not me”😐
Steve: “I don’t know”😯
Rich: “I wasn’t at school that day”😩
The teacher went to the Headmaster’s office and told the Headmaster that students in his class don’t know who killed Goliath😟
The HM came to that class and asked…
HM: “who killed Goliath”😕
Class: “We are not the ones”😐
HM: “If u don’t tell me who killed Goliath…you’ll see fire today”😡
Class: “we don’t know”😨
The Headmaster turned to the teacher and asked: “Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??”😞
[The teacher fainted]
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