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When Nelson Mandela was studying law at the University, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Mandela came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.

The professor said,
“Mr Mandela, you do not understand, a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat”

Mandela looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied,
*”You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,”*
& he went & sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in class he posed the following question:
“Mr. Mandela, if you were walking down the street & found a package, & within was a bag of wisdom & another bag with money, which one would you take ?”

Without hesitating, Mandela responded, “The one with the money, of course.”

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said,
“I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.”

Nelson Mandela shrugged & responded, *”Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”*

Mr. Peters, by this time was about to throw a fit, seething with fury. So great was his anger that he wrote on Nelson Mandela’s exam sheet the word *”IDIOT”*
& gave it to the future struggle icon.

Mandela took the exam sheet & sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Nelson Mandela got up, walked up to the professor & told him in a dignified polite tone,

“Mr. Peters, *you signed your name on the sheet*, but you forgot to give me my grade.”

😂😄😆😩

Don’t mess with intelligent people….pass it on to your intellectual friends….

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There is something wrong with my phone.
Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

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“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister

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That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

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I’m tired of the Russians and their Russian beer.
I want them to also support us South Africans with our new whisky

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I urge all baby daddies to stop running away from their responsibilities and maintain their kids😊..its month end now.. At least I managed to give my baby mamas R200 to look after my four kids…then the rest of R2500 I can spend it on booze

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A Preacher finished the service one morning
by saying, ‘Next Sunday, I am going to
preach on the subject of liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like
you all to read Mark Chapter 17.’
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose
to begin. Looking out at the congregation
he said, ‘Last week I asked you all to read
Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the
chapter, please raise your hand.’ Nearly
every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, ‘You are the very
people I want to talk to today.. the liars …….
Mark has only 16 chapters.’
God have Mercy.

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No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves

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“Do not look at yourself with disgust, you are a gift to this earth.
You are beautiful, you are a light, an energy, an essence. You are nature herself.”
— Heidi Pickett

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Never leave the one you love, for the one you like,
because the one you like will leave you for the one they love..!

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Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

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The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up
and punch yourself in the damn face.

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A mother may be ‘Educated’ or
‘Uneducated’ but she is the
“Best Guide” & “Last Hope” in the World
whenever You Fail
in Your Life

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