HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF SOUTH AFRICA.

Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Polokwane.

Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Cape Town, with dem coloured okes.

Senario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s Durban.

Scenario 4:
two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a stand to sell tea and Magwinya.
“Welcome to Joburg”

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

I want to open a crèche so
I can beat my exs children

My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer
That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol

Do African Parents eva come back and apologise 2 yu
if they’ve done you wrong?

Husband: I lost My Wife , She went shopping and hasn’t come back yet .

Inspector: What is Her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: slim or heal ?

Husband : Not Slim , can be healthy

Inspector: colour of eyes ?

Husband: never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Husband: Not Sure Whether it was a dress or a suit

Inspector: Was She Driving ?

Husband: Yes

Inspector: Colour of the car ?

Husband: Black Audi A8 With supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode… And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes on the front left door….. And the husband started crying…

Inspector: Don’t Worry Sir …We Will Find your car