” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
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” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
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And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

Another weekend is passing by, Your friends are getting married
nd you are still there claiming that all Men are player’s..
Keep waiting You will marry the referee

Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.

Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”

Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”

Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”

Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her 2day… even if she says, “Hit me Harder!” and “Faster!” Or “Tear it!”, Please don’t mind her!
…I’m begging you in the name of God, she doesn’t know what she’s saying ..
Please!

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!

Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭