Sometimes Am Single,
Sometimes Am in a Relationship,
Sometimes Am Searching,
Sometimes It’s Complicated
It depends on who is asking
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You can’t be born in February and be normal
the month itself is not complete
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A guy was on a bus and his phone rang. It
was his wife calling he wanted to show off
so he decided to put his phone on
loudspeaker and answered..Him: Hi
sweetheart miss me already baby?.Wife:
Your Shitt! Miss who?
You ate the baby’s youghurt and ran away
you pig
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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “
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When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!
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It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
.
Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.
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Don’t
,
,
,
,
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kiss behind the garden,
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.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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. Love is blind but
.
.
.the neighbors are not..
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A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Selibona Nya,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-
accountant.
The godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The accountant does not answer. The godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
Nyaa interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret fo you.”
The godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!”
Nyaa, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3
million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, “Ask him again where my damn money is!” Nyaa sings the message to the accountant. The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”
The godfather says, “Well, what did he say?”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He says, Go to hell, you don’t have the guts to pull the
trigger.”
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Dear ladies, the only reason why your man takes a bath with you
is to prevent you from going through his phone.
It has nothing to do with being romantic..
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Month end am selling ma bed
because i won’t need it on December
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God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.
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A man checked into a hotel.There was a computer in his room,so he decided to send a mail to his wife,so he accidentally typed the wrong email address,and without realising he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband’s funeral.The widow decided to check her mail,expecting condolence messages from relatives and frends.After reading the first message she fainted.The son rushed into the room,found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:”To my loving wife,I know u are surprised to hear from me,they have computers here and we allowed to send mails to loved ones.I’ve just been checked in.How are u and the kids.The place is realy nice but l am lonely here.I’ve made necessary arrangment for yo arrival tomorrow.Expecting u darling.I can’t wait to see u!
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the only person that can hold an air and keep it for for sitten hours is God
yes or.No ?
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One day 3 men were walking through the forest when they were caught by canibals.
The canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of any kind and swallow, before they could be released, and not killed.
The first man, came with apples, he swallowed three and started coughing, he was killed, the second man came with grapes, he swallowed nine, when he was about to swallow the last one, he started laughing, he was killed, so wen the two men reached heaven, the first man asked the second man, why did you laughed when you had almost swalowed all the grapes? The second man replied, i could not help it, when i saw the third man coming with watermelons. 😂😂😂😂
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Marrying a lady of more than 30 years
is just like buying a newspaper in the evening
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DEAR Ex…please stop changing numbers whenever u receive a call from me,
it’s now the seventh time u change ur number don’t u get tired?
Now I have to go bck playing private investigator to find ur new number dammit.
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