When we studying they are busy burning campuses and up and down with Campus Crush jaa let them write until the 31st of December.
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January is a problem When you are stressed by that the price of cabbage, artchar and eggs have inceased boom a message bbe I’ve missed my periods…
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Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
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whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave
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You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02
What she was doing at 20:01??
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Don’t let people who put age next to their achievements
discourage you into thinking you are too old to do something.🙏
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[COVID-19 Has Taught Us The Following:]
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1⃣. We need more hospitals than churches.
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2⃣. We need more doctors than pastors.
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3⃣ Pastors and prophets heal nobody.
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4⃣We need more donations to hospitals and not to churches.
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5⃣Tithes should be channeled maybe to paying doctors and other essential service providers such as nurses.
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6⃣Pastors and prophets are not essential service providers.
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Rich was a virgin😯 He knew nothing about sex. His parents married a girl for him😩
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On the first night of the marriage, he entered the the bedroom only to see his wife completely naked. He was completely schocked😨😨 because he had never seen a naked woman in his Life😣
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She asked: ” Do u know what I want?”😊☺
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Rich said: “No”😐
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She then laid on the bed and asked again: “Do u know what what I want?”😯
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Rich said: “No!”😟
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She then laid on bed and spread her body on the body and opened her legs wide open and then asked again: “Do U know what I want now…Its must be clear by now?”😉
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Rich started laughing😂😂😂After laughing for about 4 minutes,
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He said: “Yes now i get it!😂 You want to have to the whole bed and sleep alone”
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The happiness of your life depends
on the quality of your thoughts
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Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone’s bad qualities because they somehow complete you.
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They say you have to be good to be lucky,
but I think you have to be lucky to be good.
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On the first day of college, the principal addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be closed for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
One student raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass?”
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No woman can control me
no woman can control me
but when she says go lock the door first
you fly like a bird
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Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life
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Someday you gonna miss my boring chats, my annoying voice, my corny jokes and my sweet smile.
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Its not always the Look’s that counts! Its not always how the person showings off how smart the person Act but If someone Have GSOH and can be faithful & Truthful to you and Make you SMILE NO MATTER WHAT’S!!! From Aderonke.
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