When you drop your phone,
your heart hits the ground
before your phone does.

You make her breakfast in bed &
she goes with it to the sitting room,
Some people just don’t get It

There was this guy at a bar , just
looking at his drink . He stays like
that for half an hour,
Then, this big trouble-making
truck driver step next to him ,
takes the drink from the guy and
just drink it all, The poor man
started crying. The truck driver
says, “Come on man, i was just
joking. Here, I will buy you
another drink, i just can’t stand
to see a man cry.
“NO it is not that.This day is the
worst day of my life, first i fall
asleep and go late my office, my
boss outrageous fires me, when i
left my building to my car, i found
out it was stolen, the police said
they can do nothing . I got a cab
to return home, and when i left
it, i remembered i forgot my
wallet and credit cards there, the
cab driver just drove away.
I got home and found my wife in
bed with a gardener. I left home
to this bar, and when i was
thinking about putting an end to
my life, you showed up, UYANGIPHAPHELA and u
drink my poison…

A man boarded a taxi going home after a long day at work but before the taxi took off, the Man saw his Wife with another Man entering a Lodge.. ” Furious😠😠, he asked the taxi drive if he could do some extra Money up to R1000 paid in cash!! Nd the taxi drive agreed ” Then the Man took out a picture of his Wife showing it to the Taxi driver nd say.. ” Go in there nd drag her out now, Slap her if you have to😠😠 ” Nd the Taxi driver rushed inside.. After few minutes, the Taxi driver came out with the wrong Woman, Slapping, dragging nd Calling her names… Then the Man started shouting ” You stupid Fool, You’ve got the wrong Woman, Just let her go You idiot 😠😠😠 ” Then the Taxi driver replied ” Just Relax Sir, this one is Mine, just take care of her while i go back to get yours

My Nephew is turning 3 tomorrow,
but due to the tight budget we not gonna tell him

She didn’t Just cheat, she also showed him my id picture
and they laughed at me

When you all are broke and bae has a gold tooth ,
decision time

Dear Single Nd beautiful Ladies: i want to tell you the Bitter truth😥
That 500 nd above likes you always get chases a potential future husband away

i Wanna Be 6 Years Old Again
And Ruin My Life Differently ,
i Have These Whole New Awesome ideas

If you are offered R10 000 to kill a
mosquito on your dad’s head with
slippers…..will you go for it?

Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”

I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU