They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God is wonderful…he always do things in a mysterious way!!!’
Nxaaaa stop fooling God sis and the thunder that is gonna strike you is doing press ups in Limpopo
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Boy u sooooo black when the gang tried shooting at
in the dark the bullet turned around and
asked the owner for a flashlight…
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This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶
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How to keep a woman:
1. Be honest.
2. Stay loyal.
3. Make efforts.
Because women value honesty more than anything else, appreciate a man’s loyalty more than his looks, and looks for efforts to know if the guy is really serious.
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2000 be posting “haters gonna hate” all over social media. Kid,
you don’t have haters, you just have elders who find you annoying..
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My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”
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Dear Single Nd beautiful Ladies: i want to tell you the Bitter truth😥
That 500 nd above likes you always get chases a potential future husband away
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED IN
MY LIFE LIKE
THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining
about family
problems.
Finally the other man said, “you
think you have
family
problems? Listen to my
situation.”
“A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown up
daughter and we got married.
Later my father
married my
stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my
stepson.
Also my wife became mother in
law of her
father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife,
my stepmother
had a son.
This boy was my half brother
because he was
my father’s
son but he was also the son of
my wife’s
daughter, which
made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me
the
grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife
and I had a son.
Now the half
sister of my son, my stepmother
is also the
grandmother.
This makes my father the brother
in law of my
child, whose
step sister is my fathers wife.
Thus I am my
stepmother’s
brother in law, my wife is her
own child’s aunt,
my son is my
father’s nephew and I’m my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family
problems?
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Imagine calling your boyfriend “daddy” then he leaves you,
like your dad did
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Being known by her family is nothing .I
want my picture in their dining room
written “Our Son In-Law”
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A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?😕”
She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.”
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…..*🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍
The story continues….😏
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.
He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card……….”😲😲😲😲😲😲
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
Story continues….
Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.
*Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*
Story continues…
After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’…….
*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*
Story continues….
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping.
She bought her items and returned home happily.
*Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!*😷😷😷😷😷
Story continues….
On getting home, his car was gone.😈😈😈😈😈
A note was pasted on the door
“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something”.😇😇😇😇
Damn!!… He left with the house key too.
😂😂😂😂
*Moral: Don’t try to control your husband.
You will always lose
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I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20
litre container full of water up to the 4th
Floor. She was like “Tanks a lot… just put it
down by the door. My boyfriend is inside,
he will come and take it in!!!”
I made a u-turn and took it back
downstairs..
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If anyone can have it,
I don’t want it
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Never let your past experiences
harm your future.
Your past can’t be altered and
your future doesn’t deserve the punishment.
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At PVR
“One Chicken Burger Please…..”
“Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…”
“What ?”
“Shall I Vomit Sir?”
(30 Seconds Of Looooong Pause….)
“Oh Ya Ya Please…… Please Warm It…”
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Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.
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