The meaning of the word kiss
Keep
It
Short
Stupid
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This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something
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Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.
After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said “You’re Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!”
“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal.
“I packed your parachute,” the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn’t worked, I wouldn’t be here today.
Vishal couldn’t sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said ‘Good morning, how are you?’ or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker”
So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day.
We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, the spiritual parachute & the Financial Parachute.We call on all these supports before reaching safety.Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.
We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute.
I just want to THANK Everyone who Packed my parachute this year in 2017 one way or the other – through your words, deeds, prayers. Cheers For 2018….
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In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunk, with a ragged, dirty looking (Skebhe) came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him. Skebhe was given a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a western of the Cape slope, matured in steel containers.”
“Correct,” said the boss, Another glass.
“It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old,a western slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.” The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine.
Skebhe The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a Nguni girl (Zulu,Swazi or Xhosa) 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who the father is.”
The director collapsed.
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THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY
To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike 🙈🙊🙉😂😂😂
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She be busy swagging that she is 25 years
old without a baby but her body says
she has grandchildren.
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Better to have small and be happy then to
have plenty with more trouble
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The Wearing Of Masks Has Finally Made Me To Propose
To My Ex For The Second Time…..
I Didn’t Know It Was Her 🙉🙉
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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone
until it stops working 😂
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Most gals don’t wanna be in a relationship these days,
they just want to be in the front seat of a Car,
Seatbelt on and Take selfies
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Understanding women is not a mystery.
When you’re wrong,
you apologize and when she’s wrong,
you apologize. Simple!
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Those Days When Your Parents Used To Call You
To Come And Dance For Visitors!!!
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Hey guys,
Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.
I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.
These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me drinks during this festive period.
I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.
I will keep you all updated
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That moment when you call someone who owes you money and she don’t take your calls, you call 10 times and still no answer…“`
*Then you decide to send a message*
_”Hi lady, l’m not calling for the money issues. I just wanted to tell you that some girls were fighting for your husband in town today. It was a big match and he was just there watching and then one girl managed to escape and got in the car and they drove away”_
_*…then I press send button…*_
“`After some minutes she calls and you ignore, she keeps calling and you find 21missed calls from her and a message which reads “where was the fight, where did they go, did you recognize the girls please tell me, I’m falling apart”“`
_*just read and didn’t respond… She calls again, 5 times and I don’t answer then another message from her…*_
“`”I have your money can we meet and you tell me more…”“` “`then I reply, ok you can ewallet so that I pass by the filling station to refill then I will pick you and drive to one of the girls’ place coz I know them…“`
_after 2 mins I got an ewallet message, my money was fully paid…_
*I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.
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*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*
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I’m an open book,
with many torn out pages.
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