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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.

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Have you ever looked at your boyfriend and wondered how a handsome guy like him
fell in love with an idiot like you

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Be positive and trust the timing of everything. Just because it’s not happening right now doesn’t mean it never will. Stay patient

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I received a call in the morning and the conversation was like this:
Me: hallo
Caller: do you have a heart?
Me: yes
Caller: do you have intestines?
Me: yes I do
Caller: OK am coming to take them..

He hung up.. Eeee I was like damn wat is happening to me. Am I dreaming??
He called again after some minutes..
Me (scared) :ha hallo!
Caller: hey sorry my brother, I thought I was calling the butcher , sorry wrong number my friend…

He hung up..

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You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?

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Yesterday is for memories
Tomorrow is an imagination
But today is real gift
have a pleasant day.
Good Morning

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My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer
That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol

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All these people saying they started with a Hi
on social media and ended up in marriage …..

Please how did you write the hi

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I Love, Miss you in my Heart,
not only see you pic…
Your Dspline…also important for me
we life from now until end of we life,

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Sometimes the easiest things to hold on are hardest to let go.

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A man was asked to paint a boat.
He brought with him paint and brushes and began to paint the boat a bright red, as the owner asked him.
While painting, he noticed that there was a small hole in the hull, and quietly repaired it.
When finished painting, he received his money and left.
The next day, the owner of the boat came to the painter and presented him with a nice cheque, much higher than the payment for painting.
The painter was surprised and said “You’ve already paid me for painting the boat Sir!”
“But this is not for the paint job. It’s for having repaired the hole in the boat.”
“Ah! But it was such a small service… certainly it’s not worth paying me such a high amount for something so insignificant.”
“My dear friend, you do not understand. Let me tell you what happened.
When I asked you to paint the boat, I forgot to mention about the hole.
When the boat dried, my kids took the boat and went on a fishing trip.
They did not know that there was a hole. I was not at home at that time.
When I returned and noticed they had taken the boat, I was desperate because I remembered that the boat had a hole.
Imagine my relief and joy when I saw them returning from fishing.
Then, I examined the boat and found that you had repaired the hole! You see, now, what you did? You saved the life of my children! I do not have enough money to pay your ‘small’ good deed.”
_So, no matter who, when or how. Just continue to help, sustain, wipe tears, listen attentively and carefully repair all the ‘leaks’ you find, because you never know when one is in need of us or when God holds a pleasant surprise for us to be helpful and important to someone_.
_You may have repaired numerous ‘boat holes’ along the way… of several people without realizing how many lives you’ve saved_.
*✨So Keep up Good
work …✨💐*
🙏😁 I want to thank Everyone who Repaired my boat this year in every way like Good Wishes, thoughts, love, care & prayers.

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Don’t force a relationship that doesn’t fit.
Your life naturally makes room for the people
who are meant to be there.

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Come Like A Horse, Sit Like A Thief, And Go Like A King”
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This Slogan Was Written On A “Toilet Door“

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Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

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What would you do if a person pretented to love you
in the begining just to forget another person
but he end up loving u truly ?

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Being ugly doesn’t mean you should
remain indoors. Move out you might be
featured in a horror movie

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