Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.
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A relationship means that you come together to make each other better.
Believe in each other. Support each other.
Be their peace, not their problem.
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Two mad men organised to run away🏃 from the mental Hospital, they started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate , beat up the security😎 then open the gate and run away
….. When they reached the gate the security was not there and the gate was wide open …they said “SHIT our plan has failed
, let’s go back we’ll try again tomorrow”
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If your man starts bathing more than twice in a week,
just know that he is cheating
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The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door
to kill a snake and then electricity goes off.
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WHY ME…..?
My girlfriend visited me last night.
When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw Will Smith calling.,.. I didn’t
say much
After that, another call came in and when I
Checked, it CHRIS BROWN Calling
I was a little bit nervous but I calm.
Within few minutes, another call came in from different person, it
Was JUSTIN BIEBER calling. …
I said to myself, Doe’s it
Mean This Girl is A Celeb
And I don’t know?
As if that was not enough
Another call came in with a saved name as
DRAKE
Something stroke my mind and I decided to dial my number what I saw was Papa Penny calling!
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How to lose a man???
•°•
Just be a good woman, they hate that shiit!
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Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common
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When you close the door to kill a snake and
the electricity goes off my brother thats
when you wll know that nobody can stop reggae. ..
you will keep jumping like a rasta man.
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imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”
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Mentally strong people move on.
They don’t waste time feeling sorry for themselves. They embrace change. They welcome challenges. They focus on what’s in their power and don’t waste time on things they can’t control. They are kind, fair, and unafraid to speak up.
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Taxi to towm:R50
Redbull:R10
I know u thinking what am thinking😂😂😂
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Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.
Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !
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Choose someone who prioritizes your happiness.
Someone who wants to make you smile
because seeing you happy makes him happy as well.
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Girls please stop trying to impress guys with
english
Boy:darling
Girl:hi baby
boy:how are you
girl:i am fun
boy:you are fun?!
girl:oops!sorry i meaning i am find
boy:eh,what you doing?
girl:the tv is washing me in Muvhango
boy:lol,k!who u with?
girl:my mother,my father and my parents
boy:yho!so when am i gonna see you? girl:ah
baby,but you is told me you are moneyless now
you wanna look me to the sea!
boy:lmao yoooh! What do you mean? girl:baby
laughing for who? Ah u see i make a stock of
laughing
boy:eh baby,I will call you coz ur texting is cripled
girl:ok baby,I am go waiting for ur missed
call,shap shap! lol
its better if you text in your own language
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