A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”
They have parked their bags, went back to work after spending the weekend buying you alcohol, none of them is offering to take your CV with and submit just incase something comes up at their work place or to just edit your CV for you.
And you go around telling people how good your friends are??
The elephant and Lion went into battle and
the elephant was roaring but lion was saying
I f I bounce on you now you will die,
and the quietly jumped on the elephant and bite on his horn ,body
until he slumped,
so friends Lion is a strong animal.
That is why Jesus is called the lion of the true or judia.
Bushiri: Do I Know Your Number?
Follower: No Man Of God
Bushiri: Did You Give Me Your Number?
Follower: Prophesy Man Of God
Bushiri: I sense Your Number Starts With 0 ?
Follower:😲😮🙊🙊
“If you are not happy where you are right now,and you find yourself also unhappy in another place,you probably know where you should be looking for your happiness.Yes,in you.”
