Some idiot came to me and told me that
my ex is now fresh, cute, looks more sexy
and beautiful,, please my fellow friends if
they renovate my primary school does that
mean I should leave university and start
again?_*

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together,
introduce me to you family,
have kids but only as friends.
Not trying 2get into something serious shame🖐️

I’ve just heard that my ex got hit by a truck😥 This is Sad indeed 😰😰 but i really hope nothing happened to the truck though. I’m really worried about it

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace, For Their Anniversary,

And His Wife Didn’t Speak To Him For 6 Months,

Why?

That Was The Deal.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,
unless I buy something.

Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

I wonder why rich people don’t fall in church during deliverance…
Are demons meant for only poor people..??

WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!
*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Rusape*
A man from Chitungwiza James Chanda caused a heavy traffic jam today in Rusape. He said he travelled to Rusape a day before
yesterday being 3rd July 2018 to visit his one time colleague.
While walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Chitungwiza.
According to him, he said; ”my wife died of road traffic
accident two years ago and I
buried her in my home in Chitungwiza but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her in a corrola(taxi). At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared”.
Our correspondent also said that the said man who was driving her in his corrola fainted on seeing what happened.
When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Mutoko. I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would
decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.

this world is tricky eh!.This is how I dreamt after eating sadza that’s why I don’t usually eat and sleep immediately😰😰
Thanks for reading…..have a good day

Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi,
when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.

Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete