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If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* 🍯

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it doesn’t matter what other people think of you,
it only matters what you think of you.
Don’t change because one person doesn’t like you.

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*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!

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WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!

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I went to the hospital today to see Mr 2017.He’s not looking good I don’t know whether we gonna see him tomorrow

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Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to,
but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected.
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Guys are like buses.
If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

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When U read a love quote..
U never think of d person
who has written d quote …
But U alwayz think of d person
whom U love d most isn’t it ?

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“Peal I said, meet me in front of KFC and your already inside reading the menu 🤔, finish reading and come out side. I hate 😡 nonsense

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Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion

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Guys are never single U dump him today Boom!
He’s already in a 3months relationship….
Promotion

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I have a proposal:
In 2018 when its time to kiss the bride at weddings, all men must make a queue to kiss her.
People should learn to share…

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When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

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Mr Bean taught me one thing in life.
Enjoy your own company instead of
expecting someone else to make you happy

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-The one’s who open their girl’s id,
just to check, if she had a talk with
someone else..and later on getting angry, if she had a talk.
Just keep one thing in mind. Love don’t give you a right to OWE
her
For God’s sake Just respect her and Trust her . ‘

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Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍

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