If she says switch off the lights just know she’s wearing her brother’s underwear

Teacher: what do u do after school. 1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa 2nd student: I always Continue Reading..

Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone Continue Reading..

Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Continue Reading..

Short people and their unnecessary anger. They will be like “No no no, i cant stand this”. Ahhh even if Continue Reading..

Doctor:How are you?.?? Patient:I’m fine doctor… Doctor: Next patient please!!

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which Continue Reading..

I have never heard pastors preaching about the maps at the back of bibles. I think they are hiding directions Continue Reading..