Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint
A new school inspector is assigned to the
grade 4 class in one of
Thelocal schools. He is introduced to the
class by the teacher.
She says to the class: “Let’s show the
inspector just how clever youAreby allowing
him to ask you a question.”
The inspector decides to ask a biblical
question.He asks: “Class, who broke down
the walls of Jericho?”
For a full minute there is absolute silence.
The children all just stareat him blankly.
Eventually little Khuzwayo raises his hand.
The Inspectorpointsexcitedly to him.
Khuzwayo stands up and says: “Sir, I do not
know who broke down thewalls
of Jericho, but I am innocent.”
The inspector looks at the teacher for an
explanation. She says: “Well,
I’ve known Khuzwayo since the beginning
of the year and I believe that ifhe says that
he didn’t do it, then he didn’t do it.”
The inspector is shocked at the level of
ignorance and storms downtothe principal’s
office and tells him what happened. The
principalreplies: “Look I don’t know the boy,
but I socialise every now andthen
with his teacher and I believe her. If she
feels that the boy was notinvolved, then he
must be innocent.”
The inspector can’t believe what he is
hearing. He grabs the phoneon
the principal’s desk and dials the Minister of
Education. He relatesthe
entire episode and asks her what she thinks
of the educationstandard in
the school.
The Minister sighs heavily and replies:
“Eishwena. You know I amvery
busy. I don’t know the boy, the teacher or
the principal. Just getthree
quotes or put it out to tender and have the
wall fixed.”
*Statistical Data*
Different types of phone call duration:
*Boy to Boy* 00:00:59
*Boy to Mom* 00:00:50
*Boy to Dad* 00:00:30
*Boy to Girl* 01:23:59
*Girl to Girl* 05:29:59
*Girl to Boy* Missed call
*Husband to Wife* 00:00:03
*Wife to Husband* 14 Missed Calls
A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
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“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
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And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit
In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.
My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter
if kisses were stars, I’d give you the sky.
If touches were tears, I would cry.
If love was water, I’d give you the sea.
And be with you for all eternity.
Mom is every thing that you need cause she can see u when something is wrong don’t be rude to your mother cause she all type of good thing that u thing I thanks it luyanda
