My girlfriend keep sending me her naked pix..
She thinks I’m stupid, I know she’s trying to trick me
into buying her new clothes and
that shame will never happen🚶🚶
even though I just got paid
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I’ve just heard that my ex got hit by a truck😥 This is Sad indeed 😰😰 but i really hope nothing happened to the truck though. I’m really worried about it
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Everyday we wake up is another blessing.
Follow your dreams and don’t let anyone stop you.
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Time doesn’t change,
Time reveals ☺
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When I am with you.
I feel like hogging U.
B/c I really love you.
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Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi
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Every morning we select what clothes to wear.
But we rarely select what thoughts to wear on our minds.
Dresses impress others,
Thoughts impress us.
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May this lovely morning brings a new fragrance of
romance in your life and fills your heart with love.
Good morning!!
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– i Might Just Go To Jail So That
i Can Save Myself From The Pain Of Being Broke
This DECEMBER 😔
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The Day I’ll Post A Pic Of Me And My Bae On “best Couple Around sa” , i Will Read All The Comments And I’ll Make Sure That i Roast Back Anyone Who Tries To Make Fun Of Me And My BOO
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Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away
from you
make you feel better than those who are right beside you
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A good friend is someone you can rely on and trust.
They will be there when you need them the most.
Good friends are hard to find.
Tag Your All Friends
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The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..
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A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later the neighbour died. Do not rush in solving problems.
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My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting
“when i grow up…” what else do you want to grow? Horns?
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Tebza :Hello, I would like to order some guns please.
Gunsmith :Some what? (The line is bad)
Tebza :Guns(Getting louder)
Gunsmith :Sorry, I can hardly hear, please repeat
Tebza :(Screaming )GUNS!!! G for Jeep, U for Europe, N for knowledge and S for Eskom, GUNS u stupid fool!!!
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