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when tinkerbell said

“if you have to choose between me and her, choose her. because if you really loved me, there wouldn’t be another choice”
i felt that.

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I love you baby
Mee too
You what, You’re A,B,C
What do you mean ?
Adorable, beautiful and cute
😍😘😂
I’m kidding

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Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer

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If i say I’m in Dubai and u happen to see me around…
then you’re also in Dubai

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You’ve not met crazy people until you meet someone
who says “lol” in real life

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They easily forgot the good thing we’ve done
but hard to forget ONE mistake we committed.
But we must go on,
because in darkness there wil always be a light.

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My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

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Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings

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Keep smiling
Positive thinking,
Good attitude

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No Man can make two women happy
.
.
one will always suffer from 💘pain

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For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.

That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.

Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.

I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017

“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!

You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017

Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017

Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017

Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.

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Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.

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A pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left”. All the men in the church moved to left except one man . The pastor was amused and asked,”How come ur wife can’t control you?”The man quietly replied, “it’s my wife who told me not to move”

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Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die..
I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing anyone.

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My ex is now a lesbian and she’s threating
to get her revenge by beating me

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