[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!
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Those nights when you can’t sleep you just might be in someone elses dreams.
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Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie
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Apart from I can die for u, you are my
heart which other lie do u know
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A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him
Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”
Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”
Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”
Pappu: “I Killed A Person”
Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”
Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”
Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“
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This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January
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Unemployment Is High In Mzansi
Even The Relationships Don’t Work!
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Teacher : “Ronnie why are you late?”
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Ronnie : “I didn’t have my shoes”
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Teacher : “what?? Are you stupid? Where were they?”
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Ronnie : “I’m not stupid, one shoe was in my dad’s hand and the other one was in my mom’s hand and they were beating each other.
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You Wanna See His True Colours?
Tell Him You’re Pregnant!!!
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To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings introspection to everyone who reads it, you may want to share it with others. Its not copyright protected
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
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a son argued with his father insisting that 1+1=11…
The father looked at him and said: “Go and buy 2 boiled eggs”
The son went and returned with the 2 eggs…
The father said give one to me and one to your brother .. and the son asks: “what about me?”😕
The father responds: “Eat the remaining nine eggs that are letf….Nonsense!!”
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have y’all noticed that this “🏃” emoji runs faster here on facebook
than ka whatsapp???
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I only attend Funerals just to eat and cry for my personal problems
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Some strangers will show you love
more than your family members
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Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull
and common life.
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Friendships without :
*Curse
*Hurt each other
*Sharing food
*Trust
*Help
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Are so boring…
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