Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend
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Don’t cry in love. Because for whom you are crying,
does not deserve your tears. And the person who deserves it,
will never let you cry.
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When someone loves you, they don’t have to say it.
You can tell by the way they treat you..!
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I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!
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Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t
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Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
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Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.
Simone Weil
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Do you ever experienced when you asked yourself like
“Why do I need to experienced all of these”
“I’m too young for this”
“Am I bad enough that’s why all of these thing happen”
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Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering
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Cheating Is A Long Process Dont Even Say It’s A Mistake
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Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*…😉
A new metal is added to *chemistry*:
• Name – *Husband*
• Symbol – *Hb*
• Atomic weight:
– Light when found
first
– Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
• Physical properties:
– Boils at any time
with inlaws
– Can freeze in front
of his own family
– Melts if sees other
women
– Very bitter if
questioned
• Chemical properties:
– Very reactive
– Highly unstable
– Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
– Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
– Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and
you start sleeping with him…
My sister is that how you reward liars!
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i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY
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Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
“Hello, could you give me con**m? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the con**m and as peter was going out he returns and says,”Give me another con**m because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too.” The pharmacist gives him a second con**m and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says “Give me one more co***m because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u’ve given us”.
Ten minutes after, peter was still praying “Thank you Lord for your kindness. ….”
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”Peter with his head still on the table replies, “I never knew your dad was the pharmacist!”
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“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”
— Charles Bukowski
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A students is talking to his teacher.
Student:”would you punish me for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: of course not.’
Student: Good,
because I haven’t done my homework.
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