A woman was at a job interview. The interviewer noticed a four year gap in her resume and asked what she was doing at that time. The woman replies,
“Oh, I was in Yail.”
The interviewer is impressed and tells her she’s hired.
The woman says, “So I got the yob??”
“Yob?” The interviewer asks.
“Yeah, yob.
So…
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Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.
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If you are lonely when you’re alone,
you are in bad company.
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Doing as others told me, I was Blind. Coming when others called me, I was Lost. then I left everyone, myself as well. then I found Everyone, Myself as well.
~ Rumi
Sk ….good morning
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Sorry the joke is still under construction….
but do come back tomorrow
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I don’t know the spirit that comes with bottled water, Whenever a black man buys it, he starts behaving like he is the richest man in the
community.
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I don’t want random texts saying
“I miss you”.
I want that call saying,
“Come outside,
I’m waiting for you”.
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[Age: 18-25]
Is the age where you meet a lot of temporary people..!
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If you haven’t heard from bae the whole day…….
just know that the other relationship is doing fine
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Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us
but we can definitely choose how we dance.
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud
then you have never heard a sound of a falling pot lid
when you are trying to steal meat at night
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-The one’s who open their girl’s id,
just to check, if she had a talk with
someone else..and later on getting angry, if she had a talk.
Just keep one thing in mind. Love don’t give you a right to OWE
her
For God’s sake Just respect her and Trust her . ‘
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I still cannot believe I was born without my permission
What if I wanted to be a mosquito??
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It’s message to you📩
message task,
very very important
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stay strong God with US
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I am not perfect but at least i don’t call pastors and their wives mommy and daddy..!
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