A true lady doesn’t demand,
she thanks and true man doesn’t promise,
he commit’s.
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While you are waiting for her reply,
she is talking to someone who truly makes her happy.
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Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
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I’m not saying anything
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Ladies most women don’t want your man… They want your HAPPINESS. And they get confused thinking what he does for you, he will do for them
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Three simple steps to forget your ex:
1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me
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If i say I’m in Dubai and u happen to see me around…
then you’re also in Dubai
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Husband called wife on phone and said “today no need to cook i will bring dinner from the Second Wife” ..
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and thats the only thing husband remembered
Husband is in ICU now…. Whereas second wife is a name of a particular restaurant.
Children of God be slow to anger.
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Conversation….
Me: Hey girl, how are you?
Her: All good and you?
Me: I’m good, can i ask you something dear….
Her: Go ahead and be free….
Me: Are you still a virgin???
Her: Do you fix broken vagina’s????
Me: Good night🙄😏😞🛌
Some girls yeses😂😂😂….
deep down my heart i just say go to hell with your swimming pool nxaaaa
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Life is so much better when you stop caring
about what everyone thinks,
and start to actually live for yourself…
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She told me that she can’t visit men.
So I asked, are u a virgin? She said no, then I asked but how you lose your virginity? She blocked me🤦🏽♂️
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A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”
“Sure! What do you want me to do?” he asks.
The little girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
“Communicate my feelings?” questions a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means…”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”
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If you get a girlfriend here on Facebook stick to the Inbox
do not take it to WhatsApp.
I repeat do not take it to WhatsApp.
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Bell has no sound till someone rings it. Song has no tune till someone sings it. So never hide your feelings, because it has no value till someone feels it.
Good Morning
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10 best moments in life:
1– To finish your last exam.
2– To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.
3– To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
4– To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
5– To touch the fingers of newly born child.
6– Walking alone on a silent road at night and thinking of some good old days memories.
7– Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.
8– Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.
9-The calm You feel inside when you Are near to Almighty God
10– And the last one is “right now” while reading this message there was constant smile on your face.
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Some hearts ache from holding too much hatred.
Mine aches from holding too much love ❤️
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When buying Christmas presents for
Papa/ Prophet/ Spiritual Fathers &
Mothers , don’t forget to buy for your
biological parents… Yes, they may not
speak in tongues but they deserve
your honour and respect..
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