Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone.
But being the thoughtful man that I am,
I thought I should get the wife something so I bought her an i-ron.
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हथेली 🙋♂️देख कर बता देते हैं लोग🌑
कीं हथेली देख कर बता देते हैं लोग…
कीं क्या🤔लिखा✍️ हैं तक़दीरों मे💁♂️
इश्क़♥️ मेरा फँसा हैं आज🕛
इश्क़ मेरा फँसा हैं आज…
इस समाज 🌚कि ज़ंजीरो 🖤में 😔
Pagal joker mk
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Love her soul not her body, Coz trust me brother… There is always another girl with a better shape.
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Difference between talent and God’s gift:
A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is God’s gift.
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Maths teacher:If I have five bottles in one hand, and six In the other, what do I have???
Tebza:Drinking problem sir.
Maths teacher:Mxm
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It doesn’t matter if you don’t drink alcohol and smoke
you also gonna die you healthy bastards
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Today I accidentally licked ash from a braai stand… From now on you got to respect women who kiss men who smoke…
The thing tastes really bad.
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How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today
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Give yourself to the Lord trust in him
and he will help you;
he will make your righteousness shine
like the noonday sun.
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Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!
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*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here
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When a girl is so good in bed but very lazy to do house chores and your relatives start complaining about her.
“I be like ‘You guys don’t know her very well”
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When you’re in a taxi and it’s start moving before you sit down
and you end up kissing someone’s grandmother’s forehead
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?
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English chicks times
The Best of the Thing
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Her: John is a rich man
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