Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic

I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑

A real wife stay awake the whole night to
make sure that Mosquitoes doesn’t bite her Husband

Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..

Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

While smoking at work yesterday, a guy in a wheelchair asked: “Why you smoking when you don’t need to?”

I asked him: “Why you wearing shoes?”

Ladies, when you are hurt does removing your whatsapp profile picture make you feel better? 🤔

I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!

Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now

When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband
* She is clearly telling a lie *

She can leave her children with her neighbours
* But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute *

A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun

Poor Old Guy
A man in his 50’s buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let’s see you’ve got the same old useless cock hangin limp as usual.

He says look at where it’s “pointing”. I bought new shoes!

His wife then says “you should have bought a new hat!