I am who I am, so wat?
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After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys
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No matter how expensive your clothes are, it can’t cover your foolishness. If you are foolish you are foolish
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me.”
The man says: “You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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[COVID-19 Has Taught Us The Following:]
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1⃣. We need more hospitals than churches.
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2⃣. We need more doctors than pastors.
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3⃣ Pastors and prophets heal nobody.
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4⃣We need more donations to hospitals and not to churches.
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5⃣Tithes should be channeled maybe to paying doctors and other essential service providers such as nurses.
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6⃣Pastors and prophets are not essential service providers.
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Girls with fake eye brows…
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Are sex addicts!!!!!!!!!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat
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Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 8 Charger Today,
I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year
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Girl: Will you pick me up if I ever fell down??
Boy: No..
Girl: Would you wipe away the tears when I’m sad..:(…?
Boy: Never..
Girl: Will you still love me when I look my worst?
Boy: Nope..
Girl: At least you’re honest …..:(((
Boy: I wouldn’t pick you up if you fell because I would catch you before you even hit the ground….♥
I wouldn’t wipe away your tears because I’ll make sure there’s nothing for you to ever be sad about….♥
I wouldn’t love you when you look your worst because that’s
impossible…
You always look you’re best,
even when you think you don’t….. ♥
I love you more than anything,
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Neva underestimate yoself. Neva downplay yo strengths or marginalise yo weakness. Believe in yoself and in yo inner strength. There is nothing in a caterpillar that sugests that 1 day it will be a butterfly. Dont lose faith in yoself becoz u compare yoself with other people; a milipede (tshongololo) has got many legs and a snake has ZERO. But a snake runs fasta than a milipede, wat pipo think of u dont determine yo destiny bt yo OWN perception of yoself does. Be motivated and enjoy yo day…
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My sister..
If you go with your friend to your man’s
house and the dog doesn’t bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out
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A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
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A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
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The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
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The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
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Nobody moved.
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The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
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The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
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Still nobody moved.
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The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”
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When i grow up i always wanted to date a coloured chick ^_^
until i found out of their culture of losing front teeth. -_- -_-
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Nah i won’t survive yazi. :/
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Pretending that I’m not affected even though it hurts.
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Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English?
Her:👩 who telled you them?
Him👨 okay babe never mind
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