A lot of people think strippers are whores,
you will be shocked to find most whores work in offices,
hospitals, banks, supermarkets & a lot are in universities

“All men are dogs” says the gender that got us kick out of heaven.

The Original Kappa when you’re
involved in a Fight those guys stand Up
and Help you to Fight

Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend

I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

During this lockdown many Parents have seen that
teachers are not a problem, their kids are..! 🤞

Yesterday I got a job at the army should
I start shooting people or is it still early

I started fearing smoking weed,when I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. ..When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered ” Yamaha featuring Petrol”

{Dear Polo Drivers}
••°••°••°••°••
Please know that when we overtake you
we are not asking for a race…

When my siblings make me angry,
I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail
😏
It heals me spiritually

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females