My wife found me making Love with our Maid.
Wife : You can’t do this to me .
Me : Exactly that is why am doing it to Her….
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I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning..
it makes me feel so photosynthesis
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Teacher : What’s wrong ?
John: Our house is very small.
John: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed. Every night my dad asks, John are
you sleeping ? Then I say No & then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet. don’t answer . The
following morning John comes back with a
severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye
again ?
John: Dad asked me again, John are you
sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still.Then
my dad and my mom started moving, you
know, at the same time Mum was breathing
like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically and squealing like a Hyena on the
bed. Then my dad asked my mum, Are you
coming ? Mum said, Yes I’m coming, are you
coming too ? Dad answered:- Yes. They
don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said, wait for me, I’m coming too
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I want to eat but my girlfriend is not showing any sign of leaving
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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”
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Welcome to south Africa where you can have
Jesu’s account as your friend on Facebook 😅😆
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Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on social media because
body odour, mouth odour and bad character don’t show online.
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If you’re bored like I am, here’s what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar 😠and will never trust him again. *Ruin his life..
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Let him buy you beer all night then cry and
tell him you want your boyfriend.
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Some Girls Though , You Ask For Her Pic On Whatsapp …
Then Boom ! , She Sends The Whole Damn Gallery
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If you see me buying cabage this January,
just know that I will be making salad…..
I will be making a lot salad this January…
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What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down.
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I have decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because
all it was doing was gathering dust.
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The day I’ll get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water and the grinder.
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Ladies, when you are hurt does removing your whatsapp profile picture make you feel better? 🤔
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When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae
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