Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?
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Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu
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A woman can block U, delete ur numbers and still expect U to contact her somehow. Don’t ask me how. They just have this madness 😂
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Ladies with less than 2✌
Boyfriends are forever angry…
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Friendship is a magic friendship is the most valuable thing in the world
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Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes, We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t💔 Spell Some Words..!
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Guys if your girlfriend picks up a call and
leave the room to talk outside.
That’s him man that’s your Deputy.
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‘PAIN’ is when your Ex is happy in a new relationship,
but you are still single..!
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his is why I don’t like abbreviations.
My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me :
*i need your dic fo my ass,,,,,*
*me:* I quickly replied “but I don’t have condoms”
*lady:*”what condoms? I said I need your *dictionary for my assignment*.”
Eishhh
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When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!
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African girls thou!!
Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”
Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?
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Someone didn’t make it last night and you are still seeing the morning view, still seeing the sunrise ☀
You are still breathing.
This is not a lucky thing, its a blessing.
And you to take moment and Thanks God for the breath in your lungs,
Wherever you are be able to take little prayer and thanks Him.
good morning
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To my bestfriend,
Thank you for staying since the day we met. Thank you for being my enemy, my sibling, my diary, my pillow and blanket. Thank you for seeing my masked up pain behind these pretentious smiles. Thank you for listening to my midnight rants and dramas. Thank you for staying with me during my silent battles. Thank you for fighting in behalf of me when people tend to stab me behind my back. I hope to still be with you as 2020 enters and for the rest of our lives. I love you.
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The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.
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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time you were truly happy…
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Imagine someone who doesn’t buy you data,
complaining of late replies and responses.
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