Life is like Facebook ,
people will like your problems and comment ,
but no one will solve them
’cause everyone else is too busy updating theirs
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Life is like Facebook ,
people will like your problems and comment ,
but no one will solve them
’cause everyone else is too busy updating theirs
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My bae’s phone always has an aeroplane symbol at the top😘
I think she want to be a pilot
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Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.
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You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!
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Once there was a beggar.
he said to one old women please give me one chappati,
old women said you have phone ? I
will send you one pic of chappati.
print it and eat it .
when he listen this he was faint there.
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Any one with a qualifications in Electrical Engineering 🤔🤔
My valentine’s day card doesn’t make a sound anymore
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I will marry the Girl ,
who Looks preety in her Adhar card
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“Your driving is bloody terrible,” My husband said to me…”Oh come on!” I said “Its not that bad”. But he just shook his head, took a deep breath, got out of the car…And swam to the surface.
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हथेली 🙋♂️देख कर बता देते हैं लोग🌑
कीं हथेली देख कर बता देते हैं लोग…
कीं क्या🤔लिखा✍️ हैं तक़दीरों मे💁♂️
इश्क़♥️ मेरा फँसा हैं आज🕛
इश्क़ मेरा फँसा हैं आज…
इस समाज 🌚कि ज़ंजीरो 🖤में 😔
Pagal joker mk
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The easiest way to make your old car run better
.
.
.
.
is to check the prices of a new car!!
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Accept your home situation and never compare yourself to others!
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GOD Is on Our Team
When I was helpless, he saved me.
As youngsters, we neighborhood kids would play street football. The minute we got home from school we’d drop the books and hit the pavement.
The kid across the street had a dad with a great arm and a strong addiction to football. As soon as he’d pull in the driveaway from work we’d start yelling for him to come and play ball.
He couln’t resist. Out of fairness he’d always ask, “Which team is losing?” Then he would join that team, wich often seemed to be mine.
His appearance in the huddle changed the whole ball game. He was confident, strong, and most of all, he had a plan. We’d circle around him, and he’d look at us and say, “OK boys, here is what we are going to do”.
The other side was groaning before we left the huddle. You see, we not only had a new plan, we had a new leader.
He brought new life to our team. God does precisely the same. We didn’t need a new play; we needed a new plan. We didn’t need to trade positions; we needed a new player. That player is Jesus Christ, God’s firstborn son.
Have a wonderful day wherever you are. I LOVE YOU guys
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That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me.
She calls me her sixty second lover.
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LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest
OR
Who came first
OR
Who cares the best
It’s all about WHO CAME &
NEVER LEFT.
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What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
* What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him
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