Your importance in a black family is when
you bring in money. Expect the worst
when you’re unemployed.

When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room

You need at least one witness to
prove a murder case and a minimum of
two witnesses to register a marriage ,
it clarifies which one is more dangerous.

Some girls of nowadays set a 16 digit password to
lock their phone,
while their legs password is “SLIDE TO UNLOCK”

The Biggest Mistake You Can Make is Showing A Child
That Your phone Has Games Or Funny Videos

A woman was at a job interview. The interviewer noticed a four year gap in her resume and asked what she was doing at that time. The woman replies,
“Oh, I was in Yail.”
The interviewer is impressed and tells her she’s hired.
The woman says, “So I got the yob??”
“Yob?” The interviewer asks.
“Yeah, yob.
So…

A real woman 👩will stay awake 😴the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb her husband.

Short Girls are
Stubborn.😹
They even Refuse to Grow
Up !!