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TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THE FOLLOWING;

1. Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the situation including uncles.

2. Avoid Getting dressed/undress in front of your child, once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.

3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’, reprove it immediately.

4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.

7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values regarding SEX. If you don’t, the society will teach them the wrong values.

8. It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.

9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often.

10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).

11. Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).

12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd.

13. Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show them you can defend them.

Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.
and remember “THE PAIN LASTS A LIFETIME”

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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”

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At some point in your life, you have to let go of other people because:
1. They don’t make you happy anymore
2. Their feelings have changed over time
3. They no longer affect you in positive ways
4. They make you sad constantly
5. They don’t fit with your future plans in life

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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies ” Yes i do ” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”
The guy replies ” Oh I have a personal genie”
The first man asks “Can i make a wish? ”
Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing”
“Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ”
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?”
The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”

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A day will come when Heaven’s gate will open and the cloud will change,

Some people will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one

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My duty is to eat rice
and stew at the wedding
weather the bride truly
loves the groom or
marrying him for money
| don’t care.

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When I was 16 my mother wanted to get rid of me because
I was a problem child…
She sent me to buy weed and then she called the police

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The worst disease in the world is fear, and i am AFRAID of it..

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When working in a spaza gets into your head too much😐

When someone asks u your age your answer will be like “R18” bro

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Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV
u miss 112 episods of isidingo

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This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.

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Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too.
They live inside us, and sometimes they win.

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When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!

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In class: 1+1=2 (y)
Homework: 1+2+2=5 (y)
Exam:Tebogo bought 4 oranges, he ate 2 and gave peter 1,calculate the mass of the sun.

Mxm

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Teacher : “Ronnie why are you late?”

Ronnie : “I didn’t have my shoes”

Teacher : “what?? Are you stupid? Where were they?”

Ronnie : “I’m not stupid, one shoe was in my dad’s hand and the other one was in my mom’s hand and they were beating each other.

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