If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

I can not marriage a girl who is not education.
Its unpossible

A woman prepared some vegetables for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.
HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?
WIFE: I bought it from Mr. Mkhize’s garden.
HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I’m I know that the wizard didn’t poison the vegetables?
WIFE: I have an idea.
She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.
WIFE: See? The food isn’t poisoned.
HUSBAND: OK. Let’s eat then.
After eating, their maid came crying.
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: Phumasilwe (the dog) is dead!
HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned!
HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realizing he’s going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: When you aren’t at home, I and your maid use to have *** in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realizing this is futile) I forgive you.
WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have.
HUSBAND: OK
WIFE: The children aren’t yours. They are for the Garden boy.
Immediately after, the Garden boy came in.
Garden boy: Sir The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dog.

I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work

Wife: I have good news nd bad news for you.. Which one I shld start with??

Husband: Im very busy tell me the good news only

Wife: The air bags in our AUDI is working nicely!!

Bcoz there was no water in our flat today,a lady next door asked me to help her carry her 2×25 litre container of water up to 4th floor. She was like, “Thanks a lot, just put them down there by the door, my boyfriend is inside he doesn’t want guys company so he will wake up and take them inside”.*
*Once she went inside I carried them back downstairs.
I don’t tolerate Nonsense!!!!*

A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”