BROTHERS AND SISTERS: ✊
Once You Advertise Your Relationship On Social Media ,
You Will Discover That The People Who Are
Waiting For Your Break Up Are More
Than Those Waiting For Christ
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There was a girl called Nothing and there were 2 boys named Somebody and Nobody ,
they were both crushing for Nothing
They started fighting for her .
Then someone went to the police station to report,”
Officer somebody and Nobody are fighting for Nothing ,” please lets go
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Dear Sir mr Prinsipal
I am so happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs?
I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forgood.
Becosi in your school, the teachers are clab us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying only crying inside, so I never cry.
The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 5%, teacher tell me that “my head is domkop”. it pain me too much that hi tell me that thing.
Mr Mkhize in this my letter I want know why me get 4% I suppose get 98%? Bicos me know my self good in English
So that is why me am going for good, for your scool to another one, your school is are fuseg DoD rabish
On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.
Yours faithfully,
The real Titinic Aka Bhe
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I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?
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Man of god = MOG
Woman of god = WOG
Son of god = SOG
Daughter Of God =?
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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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You just not always need a GF/BF to make you Happy.. 😊😊
Sometimes roaming on roads with your best friend is the most beautiful feeling ever
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*If Only guys can handle girls hearts the way they handle bet tickets, Relationships would be better.*.
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Rohan tell abc
Rohan:abcdefhijklmnopqruvwxyz
Teacher:where is GST
Sir government purchased
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I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”
I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”
She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”
I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“
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You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.
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Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want.
It is the belief that God will do what is right.
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Most ladies don’t want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.
Let’s start the argument, am ready.
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Married for 30year and
she hasn’t killed me yet
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Mirror is my best friend,
Because when i cry it never laughs.
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