The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital
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HOW NICE WOULD IT BE TO HAVE SOMEONE
BE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND JUST
WANTS YOU ALL THE TIME.
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍩🍪☕
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A Father is someone who holds you when you cry; Scolds you when you break the rules; Shines with pride when you succeed; And has faith in you even when you fail!
🔸🔹🔸🔹
Happy Father’s Day to all the responsible fathers..!!
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When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering and thinking much how on earth is she end up dating or marrying an idiot like you dude😂😂😂
These ladies can think so avoid to argue with them 😂
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People say, Find good people & leave bad ones,
but it should be,
Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them.
Remember No One Is Perfect in This World.
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Every beautiful lady have that one handsome guy
that is just a friend but people think they r inlove
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Just because | reply after two days doesn’t mean
I’m not in love with you.
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Knock knock
Who is there
Marry
Marry who
Marry me
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Less Ego, More Excellence. (y)
Less Talk, More Do.
Less Rude, More Polite.
Less Fear, More Wins..
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When She’s Mad…😠
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Guy: Babe!
Her: Don’t Call Me That!😏✋
Guy: Lebo!
Her: So I’m Lebo now? Oh wow!
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If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day
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“When i chat you, it means i miss you.
when i don’t chat you,
it means im waiting for you to miss me too.”
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witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates
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`Some Irritating Facebook status
●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕
●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)
●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)
●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)
●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕
●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)
●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)
●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)
●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)
😒
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Sometimes you just have to post on someone’s wall
and say,”Babe last night was epic” just to cause trouble
between those two happy couples.
They can’t be happy while we struggling out here 😡😡
there..
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Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section
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