Boys 😀 🙂 🙂 🙂 😀
don’t You Wish :p
Don’t You Wish Years to Come You Can Go To Work !!!!! Come Back Home Tired Asf ! :p
park Your Car 😀
your Kids Come Running And Screaming “Papa” 😀
enter A Clean House :p Open A Kitchen Door And Smell Dinner :p
Enter A Clean House Find Wifey Wearing Something Sexy Af !!!!
Get A Kiss From Wifey Then “How Was your day Baby” 😀
And Later You Go With Wifey To Bed And Hit Things Up While The Kids Are Sleeping 😀 😀
Speaking Of Real Niggas Goals !!!!!!!!!!! Feel Me !!!!

Open Debate For Ladies:
Can you allow your friends to sit on your boyfriend’s lap??

I hate it when my girlfriend says,
“don’t worry he is just a friend”.
I remember when I was just a friend too

Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
1.bride relatives
2.Groom relatives
I entered the one written “groom relatives” and found two more doors
1.ladies
2.men
I went through the one for “men” only to find two more doors
1.people with gifts
2.people without gift
I went through the one written “people without gifts” and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
“So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”

Reasons why people hate Zulus
1. Zulus have their own province KwaZulu-Natal.
2. More than 50 percent celebs are Zulus.
3. They say Zulus come to Jozi to drive taxis, but those taxis are not owned by Pedis or Vendas, they’re owned by Zulus.
4. Taxis have Zulu names (Siyaya, Ses’fikile, Inyathi etc).
5. You get a surname like Zulu (Muzi Zulu, but you wont get Albert Venda).
6. KZN GDP is the second largest in the country.
7. Most TV shows are in Zulu.
10. Zulus are the most popular ethnic group, if you go overseas they would assume you are a Zulu.
11. Jesus is from Eshowe, KZN.
12. Zulus have their own sole monarch, the most respected Kingdom.
13. They make more than one 3rd of the black population, they dominate 2 provinces, KZN and GP.
14. Zulu film, “Yesterday” was nominated for an oscar.
15. Zulu acapella “Ladysmith Black Mambazo” has won 4 Grammy Awards.
16. The Lion King is in isiZulu.
17. The only nation in the world to defeat British Red army were the Zulus.
18. If people die, they go to eZulwini “heaven” not eXhoseni or eSwazini.
19. My parents are Zulu.
20. Zulus have their own football team in the PSL.
21. The President is Zulu.
22. Zulus have their own Beer “uMqombothi”.
23. The Comrades Marathon is in KZN.
24. The Rain is Called “izulu” not “ivenda” or “ixhosa”.
25. A song becomes a hit if it has a Zulu line.
26. Almost forgot to mention i am also from KZN.
27. Inkukhu yesiZulu, utshwala besiZulu. Ikhona kodwa inkukhu yesiVenda? uVho-Chicken?