Being attractive is tough.
Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you
Loading views...
Sub Categories
Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh
Loading views...
Never get into fights with ugly people,
they have nothing to lose
Loading views...
She- What’s ur name
He- Typing..
S- Hey.. you der?
H- Typing..
S- Hello
H- Typing..
She- Bye
He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
Loading views...
Test for Gossip: When people come to me with Gossip about you.. this is how I will deal with it.
if someone comes to me and says, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”
“Hold on a minute,” I will say. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?”
“That’s right,” I will continued. “Before you talk to me about m
y friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. That’s why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” is the most likely answer I will get, “Actually I just heard about it and …”
“All right,” I will say. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” I will continue, “you want to tell me something bad about him/her, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really …”
“Well,” I will conclude, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me in the first place?”
I hope you will do the same for me my friend …
Loading views...
A perfect relationship isn’t actually perfect at all,
it consists of two people who never give up on each other
despite any hurt or pain.
Loading views...
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
Loading views...
dear music, earphone, and pillow thank you for always be there for me when the world feels me like a trash.
Loading views...
Where The Determination Exist,
Nothing Can Destroy The Flag of Success.
Loading views...
Nyaa married a good looking lady,
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.
“I’ll be home when I want,
if I want,
what time I want,
and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table,
unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting,
fishing,
boozing,
and card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?”
His new bride said,
“No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night,
whether you’re here or not.”
One word for the bride?
Loading views...
Females will call you crying😭 about their relationship💔 and then say😳”Hold on he is calling let me answer him”..
Loading views...
Just imagine How The Ladies Who Dumped BILL GATE
When He Was Upcoming Would Feel Now ..
Ladies Be Careful Not To Make Similar Mistake With Me
Loading views...
Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people.
Loading views...
Wife In ICU
Doc:It seems she is in Coma
Hus:Please save her. She is just 30
Suddenly ECG starts moving. Her hand moved&she said:
I am 29…
Loading views...
My Ex Texted me “Wish you were here”
She texts me this everytime she walks through the cementry….
Loading views...
Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
…
Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
..
Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
..
Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
..
Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
..
Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
..
Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
..
Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
..
Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
..
Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
..
Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
..
The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
..
It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
..
Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic
Loading views...